Weird thing that happens

[Selkie]

Often I fall asleep with my headphones in when I go to bed.

Well, sometimes when I wake up at night after being asleep for a few hours, and the headphones are still in my ears, the music sounds like it is sped up. Like it seems to be going a good deal faster than the song actually is.

It's crazy.

[Travis]

sometimes, i imagine there is a large, mysterious man in my room before i open my eyes

then there IS a large, mysterious man when i open my eyes

then i blink and he walks out and i pursue but he's never there

[Slim]

sometimes, i imagine there is a large, mysterious man in my room before i open my eyes

then there IS a large, mysterious man when i open my eyes

then i blink and he walks out and i pursue but he's never there

Yeah, sorry about that. It's just that you look really cute when you're sleeping.

[Feynman]

sometimes, i imagine there is a large dick in my room before i open my eyes

then there IS a large dick when i open my eyes

then i blink and it walks out and i pursue but it's never there

[Travis]

haha i thought the title was "weird things that happen," not "weird thing that happens"

my b

[Selkie]

is all good mang, is all good

[Socks]

I have imaginary conversations in my sleep, but I'm kind of semi conscious of them, and I always whisper. I'll fully wake up a few minutes into it and sometimes I can recall most of what I was talking about. It's pretty weird to wake up at 3 in the morning and realize you were whispering stuff to the darkness for a good few minutes.