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I think I was bitten by a vampire last night

Started by Zach, April 06, 2009, 09:56:08 AM

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Zach

April 06, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
I suddenly have these strange two marks on my neck.  O_0

l a c e y

April 06, 2009, 10:51:19 AM #1
it was me

Bolivian Army

April 06, 2009, 10:53:26 AM #2
we call them spiders in america

Donate now to the Guff Is Great foundation. baddood;

Oh

April 06, 2009, 12:31:32 PM #3
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 06, 2009, 10:53:26 AM
we call them spiders in america
We call them Flying Foxes in Australia.  baddood;

KonohaShinobi

April 06, 2009, 12:33:49 PM #4
You live in/near Forks, Washington? I hear they are full of 'em

Zach

April 06, 2009, 12:35:52 PM #5
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 06, 2009, 12:33:49 PM
You live in/near Forks, Washington? I hear they are full of 'em


Fuck Stephanie Meyer and her shitty novels.

KonohaShinobi

April 06, 2009, 12:42:24 PM #6
Quote from: Zach on April 06, 2009, 12:35:52 PM
Fuck Stephanie Meyer and her shitty novels.

ah, you caught it  n_u

Geno

April 06, 2009, 01:21:01 PM #7
a spider crawled in my ear last night
but then I told it to get the fuck out and it did
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Nyerp

April 06, 2009, 03:29:36 PM #8
omgee it woz edward girl;

Walter

April 06, 2009, 06:00:10 PM #9
Quote from: Nyerp on April 06, 2009, 03:29:36 PM
omgee it woz edward girl;


No retard, if edward bit him like you said he would be going through the painful transformation into a vampire. akudood;

luna

April 07, 2009, 10:33:45 AM #10
im a vampire frequently it was probably me

sorry
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