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fire drill = ass rape.

Started by l a c e y , February 04, 2009, 11:09:43 AM

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l a c e y

February 04, 2009, 11:09:43 AM
we had a fire drill.
it was so cold, they didn't let us get coats.
also i was skipping so i wasn't standing by anyone i had a class with.
so i had to stand beside the boy i got high with my first time.
and he kept swearing the whole time really loud.
THEN.
like 20 minutes later.
it was even colder.
and my friend matt came out of no where and scared me.

do these kind of things happen to you during fire drills?
do your schools even have fire drills?

Daddy

February 04, 2009, 11:11:51 AM #1
My high school had like 5 one day so I left. spam;

As for college, I think we had one.

Geno

February 04, 2009, 11:12:53 AM #2
Whenever my school has fire drills I just play solitare on my iPod
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Meyer Lansky

February 04, 2009, 11:14:18 AM #3
I hate when they have fire drills in the dead of winter at 6:30 in the morning when I just fell asleep at 6:00 after finishing a term paper... : |

Hermione Granger

February 04, 2009, 11:14:34 AM #4
you skipped then came back?

or were you in the process of skipping? akudood;

Daddy

February 04, 2009, 11:15:17 AM #5
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 04, 2009, 11:14:34 AM
you skipped then came back?

or were you in the process of skipping? akudood;
I think she was skipping class but not school so instead of being with classmates she had to stand with random kids.

l a c e y

February 04, 2009, 11:17:38 AM #6
Quote from: Raekewn on February 04, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
I think she was skipping class but not school so instead of being with classmates she had to stand with random kids.


i was skipping my class.
not school all together.
jmv is correct.

Hermione Granger

February 04, 2009, 11:22:35 AM #7
Quote from: Liopleurodon on February 04, 2009, 11:17:38 AM
i was skipping my class.
not school all together.
jmv is correct.

that's stupid. if you're going to skip, you might as well skip the whole school day. akudood;

Daddy

February 04, 2009, 11:23:56 AM #8
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 04, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
that's stupid. if you're going to skip, you might as well skip the whole school day. akudood;
what

"oh hey i have a test in math and science that i really need to pass but shit I have english in between and i don't want to talk to the bitch of a teacher i think i'll skip"

Meyer Lansky

February 04, 2009, 11:24:12 AM #9
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 04, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
that's stupid. if you're going to skip, you might as well skip the whole school day. akudood;
No, THAT is fucking retarded.

Why the hell would you want to rack up absences in ALL of your classes when you only want to get out of one class?

l a c e y

February 04, 2009, 11:25:04 AM #10
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 04, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
that's stupid. if you're going to skip, you might as well skip the whole school day. akudood;


yo fuck you.
i don't like that class.
so there isn't a point in going to it.
plus i'm made an appoiintment to get it changed to law class.

Classic

February 04, 2009, 11:27:05 AM #11
Fire drills sound heavenly.

l a c e y

February 04, 2009, 11:27:38 AM #12
Quote from: KING OF ALL COSMOS on February 04, 2009, 11:27:05 AM
Fire drills sound heavenly.


you're on crack.

ME##

February 04, 2009, 11:51:43 AM #13
Most of our fire drills are only like five maybe ten minutes long, so no.

l a c e y

February 04, 2009, 11:52:47 AM #14
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 04, 2009, 11:51:43 AM
Most of our fire drills are only like five maybe ten minutes long, so no.


consider yourself lucky,
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