deardiary;

[Martin]

Dear Diary,

I tried to leave my home today. I hesitated to approach my front door, the light seemed to burn my skin even through the glass. After a few hours of preparation, I managed to open the door. The light was unbearable, and I found my skin growing redder by the second. I panicked and ran back into the house. I soon boarded all of the windows.

Later, I stood in front of the oven for a few hours, I attempted to climb in but my abnormally large nose prevented me from shutting the hatch all the way. I thought of my nose, which made me think of JMV's nose, which gave me a raging erection. My erection started to hurt due to the lack of space and started to yell at me. The incessant yelling made me lose my vision, and I began to fall into the abyss.

I awoke from the abyss and my head was hurting. It turns out the abyss was my refrigerator, and my head was a hammer, which was much more comfortable to my erection. I escaped the fridge's grasp and I stared at my lamp for the rest of the night. I don't think the medication is working.

[Geno]

Reminds me of Bassir

[russell]

calling pcp "medication" is sort of unethical