choking

[Classic]

I sometimes choke on my saliva.

I hate that because you start coughing for 20+ minutes. 

[Travis]

wow

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090130_Suit__Tot_choked_on_condom.html

[Mettalik]

Once I started to choke on ice

I thought I was going to die


then it melted

[Bolivian Army]

 

[Houdini]

Sometimes I choke when I cram too many dicks down my throat at once.

[FAMY2]

You are bad.  So bad.

[Pyrate]

I choked on something in the cafeteria awhile back and none of my friends did anything about it.

I also have this memory of going out to eat on one of my birthdays and hearing some guy choking and being like "..."

[Ezloﺕ]

i was choking on this piece of meat (hardy har har), and i thought i was done for, but i was able to spit it out

[Bolivian Army]

You are bad.  So bad.

how can something this good looking be bad? 

[FAMY2]

how can something this good looking be bad? 

I'm still trying to figure that out.   

[Lozal]

I had this bad bronchitis stuff that was horrible summer of 2006. The only way to get rid of it was to wake up choking in the middle of the night and spit up some mucus.

It went on for the entire summer. 

Then, I have this flu stuff that involved me choking up the mucus for the first week. Apparently now it's turned into a sinus infection or some shit.

Anyway, I've choked on food and my own saliva too many times. 

[Bolivian Army]

I'm still trying to figure that out.   

[Ezloﺕ]

shes kinda slow so it will take a while

[YPrrrr]

That happened to me once when I was little. I was trying to be funny so I put like 10 grapes in my mouth and I started choking on one of them and I spit the rest of them all over the table.

It was gross.

My record is 14

[Garahe]

I choked on my girlfriend's cock once

No, I haven't ever choked on anything.