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Started by Sam, January 30, 2009, 02:48:43 PM

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Claquesous

January 30, 2009, 07:54:53 PM #15
When someone says "sup", I don't know if they mean "what's up" or if it's some way of saying hello, so I just say either "nothing" or "hey", depending on which one I think I should use based on the way they asked it.

Geno

January 30, 2009, 08:00:46 PM #16
Quote from: Claquesous on January 30, 2009, 07:54:53 PM
When someone says "sup", I don't know if they mean "what's up" or if it's some way of saying hello, so I just say either "nothing" or "hey", depending on which one I think I should use based on the way they asked it.
It almost never means "what's up"  baddood;
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i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

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Daphnia

January 30, 2009, 08:42:48 PM #17
When you're walking around a corner and you see someone you're about to walk into, so you try to move out of the way, but they move the same direction, and you go back and forth a few times trying to get out of the way until you both suddenly stop moving at the same time and then you don't want it to happen again so you just stare at each other.

These are the moments I live for.

Kalahari Inkantation

January 30, 2009, 08:43:28 PM #18
Zoning out in the middle of class, then the teacher asks you something and you can't answer because you didn't hear the question and look like an idiot, but then they ask another student and you realize it was an extremely simple question and feel even more stupid.

akudood;

Himu

January 30, 2009, 10:27:18 PM #19
When I'm talking too fast and my mouth goes faster than my brain, and I stop and pause and have to backtrack what I was going to say.

Also when I describe something, I tend to say "like, uh, ya know".  Also also also I move my hands when I talk.

Mettalik

January 31, 2009, 06:35:35 AM #20
You guys ever say something that, on the internet, everyone would love it but in person everyones like wtf


:(

ncba93ivyase

January 31, 2009, 06:55:09 AM #21
Quote from: Cyanide on January 30, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
When I'm talking too fast and my mouth goes faster than my brain, and I stop and pause and have to backtrack what I was going to say.
this this this this this this this this THIS

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FAMY2

January 31, 2009, 07:20:08 AM #22
Any thing at a funeral.    :(  I hate going to them.

Selkie

January 31, 2009, 07:43:33 AM #23
I always have trouble meeting a girl, because I don't really think it is normal to shake a girls hand, and so I don't know what to do with my hands and usually just end up either waving, which is weird because I am so close to them or just holding them awkwardly in front of my body.

ncba93ivyase

January 31, 2009, 07:47:51 AM #24
Quote from: Selkie on January 31, 2009, 07:43:33 AM
I always have trouble meeting a girl, because I don't really think it is normal to shake a girls hand, and so I don't know what to do with my hands and usually just end up either waving, which is weird because I am so close to them or just holding them awkwardly in front of my body.
Give them a pat on the shoulder, or if you're more comfortable a hug.

when did you guys become more socially awkward than me goonish

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Kalahari Inkantation

January 31, 2009, 09:39:32 AM #25
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 31, 2009, 07:47:51 AM
Give them a pat on the shoulder, or if you're more comfortable a hug.

when did you guys become more socially awkward than me goonish
what if she rejects both and the moment is made even more awkward :'(

ncba93ivyase

January 31, 2009, 09:40:43 AM #26
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 31, 2009, 09:39:32 AM
what if she rejects both and the moment is made even more awkward :'(
Then she's simply not a friend. goonish

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Selkie

January 31, 2009, 09:48:59 AM #27
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 31, 2009, 07:47:51 AM
Give them a pat on the shoulder, or if you're more comfortable a hug.

when did you guys become more socially awkward than me goonish


I'll try the shoulder thing, but i think a hug would be kind of strange if you are just meeting them...

I don't really mind when someone is forward like that when meeting me, but I'm sure lots of people do mind.

Det in Fā™Æ Major

January 31, 2009, 10:03:05 AM #28
Quote from: Selkie on January 31, 2009, 07:43:33 AM
I always have trouble meeting a girl, because I don't really think it is normal to shake a girls hand, and so I don't know what to do with my hands and usually just end up either waving, which is weird because I am so close to them or just holding them awkwardly in front of my body.


Shake her hand anyway to show what a polite gentleman you are.  :3
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Feynman

January 31, 2009, 10:22:29 AM #29
When I'm greeting someone, and they want to do the stupid "slide palms of hands" handshake, go in for the slide and turn it into a handshake.

Now, everyone I know that greets me shakes my hand.
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