itt not faggots

[Tomboh]

how do i go into kiss a girl for first time

this question is directed at the 5 people on boyah that would know how. everyone else feel free to give attempts at funny responses.

[Classic]

Does she even like you?

[Tomboh]

Does she even like you?

we're goin out, dawg

[Mettalik]

just rub faces idiot

[Classic]

we're goin out, dawg

AwwwwwwwwWWwwWwWwWwWW. 
Tomboh is a big boy now.  cjlubdoods;

Really, you shouldn't force a kiss on her.
Just work a little magic and it happens naturally. 

[Tomboh]

Just work a little magic and it happens naturally. 

are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.

and what kind of magic i dont even know halp

[Nyerp]

Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".

[Bolivian Army]

don't linger

[Tomboh]

don't linger

i wasnt planning to finger her

[The artist formally known]

Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.

[Classic]

Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".

THIS
THIS
THIS

Nyerp has learned well.  

are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.

and what kind of magic i dont even know halp

Well, I usually take the bottom of his lip and he'll take the top of mine.
SMOOCH SLURP SLIP SLLLLLLLLLLLLMP

[russell]

Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.

yep

you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready

just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women

[ME##]

Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.

[Classic]

Such terrible children. 

[Bolivian Army]

i wasnt planning to finger her

rookie mistake