My dreams last night

[Ezloﺕ]

I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had.
still awesome though

he also has a boner for dubya

[famy]

he also has a boner for dubya

who doesn't

besides terrorists

[Bolivian Army]

well said ezlo

well said

who doesn't

besides terrorists

hell yes

[Ezloﺕ]

who doesn't

besides terrorists

good point

[Slim]

he also has a boner for dubya

?

I always thought it was just for trolling purposes.

[Bolivian Army]

?

I always thought it was just for trolling purposes.

no one truly really actually knows

i don't even sometimes

[Wrench]

I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had.
still awesome though

awesome dream

post more whenever you have them

[Kalahari Inkantation]

awesome dream

post more whenever you have them

i once had a dream that a teacher was trying to kill me (with king dodongo ) for dropping a sheet of paper on the floor
but that's a story for another day

[[hedy]Zidone]

last night i had a tf2 dream

i've played like 2 hours of tf2 in the past two weeks

[Martin]

I had that dream I had again, this isn't that much fun I'm trying to get over that bitch 

[Claquesous]

Another one.

First off, I was showing a friend how to do some tricks in the original Pokemon games. Something to do with goldeen, although there is no real trick that involves goldeen. I was also showing him how to speedrun through the SS Anne, which eventually just turned into my house.

Then it was Friday morning and I needed to get to school. It was 7:15ish and my dad asked if I was ready to go. I told him I wanted to wait a little bit so I wouldn't get there so early. I remembered that I needed to get that laptop from my mom's because today was the last day to turn them back in at school. I tried calling to tell her I was coming, but I kept accidentally dialing the wrong number. First I dialed her work number, and then my thumb just missed the buttons. It took like ten tries. By this time, I needed to leave because this took a long time for whatever reason. I forgot to put on my shoes, so I got them on and went outside. There was no car. What happened to the car? How was I supposed to get to school? I heard a car coming down the driveway. It was my uncle. Another car with my cousin drove by, and I swung my bookbag at him because I hate him. Turns out that, out of the three people in the car, none of them were my cousin. I didn't even know any of them. I felt stupid.

Across the road I see three people working in a garden. One was my cousin. I stood there while he turned around and pointed a gun at me. Knowing that he was too much of a coward to actually shoot, I walked toward him. Somehow the gun was gone and I had him on the verge of death. He said something like "you won't actually kill me," but I did. I then buried him. This was a special burial though, because I used some weird super powers to seal him in an alternate dimension within the hole, so that nobody would ever find the body. I then put a trash can lid on top of the hole and poorly covered it with dirt. You could still see the edge of the lid, but it didn't matter if he was in an alternate dimension.

I still needed to get to school. My only option was to run all the way there, which would not be humanly possible if you ran as fast as you can to get there on time. I put that quilt with the lots of different square patches around me like a cloak and I started my journey towards school. I ran and ran, and I wasn't getting tired or hot or anything, it was awesome. I then went through a portal, which put me at the base of some mountains on a dirt road that wasn't too far from school. I kept running. By the time I got to school, I was about two minutes late. I walked into class, which is actually not my real first period, but third instead. I told her of my complications of living at two houses, and promised I would bring the laptop Monday, and she was fine with that.

[ncba93ivyase]

Is there ever a time Claquesous isn't awesome?

[Claquesous]

You make me laugh every time you post. Heh.

[ncba93ivyase]

also, my dreams are usually boring

Most involve me just sitting in school without pants and hoping no one notices. In about 9 our of 10 of them someone dies, and it's usually just some completely random accident or I kill them.

And I'm not a violent person.

[Claquesous]

Yeah my dreams also usually involve someone dying. Like this one or that one on page 2.

But my dreams pale in comparison to my mom's on the weirdness scale. Her dreams always are just random things happening, and they usually involve bears.