Hiccups

[Samus Aran]

Fuck, I can't stop hiccupping. I'll get it eventually though...my usual cure is to both hold your breath and take a drink of something at the same time.

What are your cures for hiccups? Got any weird ones?

[superclucky]

I get them when I eat too fast.

They go away under an hour.

[Daddy]

My mom got them and I pointed a knife at the dog. 

[ME##]

Hold my breath for a bit and they usually go away.

[Samus Aran]

My mom got them and I pointed a knife at the dog. 

...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?

[Daddy]

...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?

to scare her

[Lotos]

...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?

To scare her, I think.  I lol'd.

[Mettalik]

...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?

He's crazy, don't forget he went to the asylum   

[Samus Aran]

to scare her

oh okay

you're confusing

[Ezloﺕ]

oh okay

you're confusing

jmv IS INSANE

[Daddy]

oh okay

you're confusing

scaring someone makes hiccups go away

scaring her by pointing the knife at the dog is how i did it

how is that confusing

[Samus Aran]

scaring someone makes hiccups go away

scaring her by pointing the knife at the dog is how i did it

how is that confusing

i read it in a way that made it seem like hiccups and pointing the knife were irrelevant

like "hey joe i filed the report last night GOD DAMN IT DOG I'M GOING TO CUT YOU"

[Thyme]

Drinking a glass of water upside down always works for me.

[Wrench]

i read it in a way that made it seem like hiccups and pointing the knife were irrelevant

like "hey joe i filed the report last night GOD DAMN IT DOG I'M GOING TO CUT YOU"

oh my god I just burst out laughing

I normally hold my breath and count to at least 60.

[Selkie]

At first I thought JMV was referring to his mom as the "dog" lol so I thought he pointed a knife at his mom