dammit why won't my school close

[Josh]

We got an early dismissal, I got word ahead of time and left an hour and a half before everyone else. I technically skipped half a day 

[Det in F♯ Major]

I'm rooting for one here tonight.
Three inches by the morning and snowing hard the rest of the day.

I'M TEXTING EVERYONE TO DO THE SNOW DANCE TONIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO BED

[Meyer Lansky]

64 degrees with clear skies, chance of rain later tonight.

And today it snowed.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I haven't had any days off for any unexpected reason (like a snow storm) in probably about eight years.

[Daddy]

And today it snowed.

MOTHERFUCKER.

I just checked and it's supposed to snow and rain tomorrow here. 

[ME##]

Our school district's policy is that if the windchill is lower than -25° we're supposed to cancel school, but it was -31° with windchill on Monday, yet we still had school.

[Meyer Lansky]

I just checked and it's supposed to snow and rain tomorrow here. 

It only snowed for about an hour and a half.  And we're supposed to get rain tomorrow, too.

[Nate]

Our school district's policy is that if the windchill is lower than -25Ã,° we're supposed to cancel school, but it was -31Ã,° with windchill on Monday, yet we still had school.

We haven't even had a late start yet. And we got like 3 inches of snow along with a -30Ã,° windchill.

Our school is pretty retarded.

[ME##]

We haven't even had a late start yet. And we got like 3 inches of snow along with a -30Ã,° windchill.

Our school is pretty retarded.

We never have a late start because our bus schedule is 'too complex' according to our superintendent.

[Lozal]

We haven't gotten any snow all year.

[Geno]

5 schools in my district closed from snow.

And of the three schools where it didnt snow, one got closed because it set on fire and one got evacuated from a bomb threat. But cool my school is still in session.

Why the hell couldnt we get a bomb threat those faggots

[ME##]

5 schools in my district closed from snow.

And of the three schools where it didnt snow, one got closed because it set on fire and one got evacuated from a bomb threat. But cool my school is still in session.

Why the hell couldnt we get a bomb threat those faggots

be glad you got your education. 

[Geno]

be glad you got your education. 

fuck an education

[Claquesous]

It doesn't even get cold enough to snow here and it makes me sad. What really sucks is that if it does snow and school gets called off, the snow will be melted by 2 and I won't have had my fill of fun in the snow.

[Josh]

fuck an education

hey young man there are children in third world countries that would be glad to have yer edjamacation!!!