The military

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

A guy came into our math class today talking about the Navy.

He was a pretty cool guy, talked about being a meteorologist for the navy and whatnot.

He talked about going to see various countries, They will pay for my college, blah blah blah.

Anyways.

It sounded really cool. When he gave me the questionnaire to fill out, I even checked the box about setting aside 30 minutes to talk about joining the Navy or something.

Have you ever thought about being in the military?

[One Man Freak Show]

No. My stepdad is in the army, and I hate what it does to him. He's evil.

[YPrrrr]

No, my dad's in the army and that has contributed to some really stressful times in my life, so I'm not looking to follow that path

[Nyerp]

NO

[don't let's]

I've thought about it when I was younger but I most likely won't ever do anything with that though.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Not a chance.

[Selkie]

I have thought about it but I'm not going to. I already have my plans settled now.

[ME##]

No, though there is probably one person who thinks I should join it because they give money for college.

[l a c e y]

i would never join the military.
i don't feel like dying.
especially if im gunna get killed for no reason.

[sans culottes]

A marine who used to go to my school talked about it today. Strange coincidence.

[Dullahan]

i would never join the military.
i don't feel like dying.
especially if im gunna get killed for no reason.

No offense, but you'd be a good target.

And you'd probably "accidentally" shoot a soldier from the same side.

[l a c e y]

lol shut up mikal.
i would not.

[Dullahan]

lol shut up mikal.
i would not.

You'd at least be an easy target.

I can't picture you pulling off some sweet head shots.

[Skylark]

I couldn't ever seriously consider joining.

[Martin]

I would join the military, but after realizing that I'm a coward I would quickly go AWOL.

THEN I COULD GO ON A GOLD HUNTING ADVENTURE JUST LIKE THOSE GUYS IN BAD COMPANY