JMV has wider hips than me.

[superclucky]

i will trade you a jmv for your hips ;_____;

[Daddy]

i will trade you a jmv for your hips ;_____;

why am i being tradied;-;

[Daddy]

Velvet check out these hips.
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Hippopo]

I want to trade for a JMV!!!

[superclucky]

jmv has a bubble butt

[luna]

i will trade you a jmv for your hips ;_____;

i will trade you a hips for your hair 

jmv why are you so skinny, its not fair 

[Daddy]

i will trade you a hips for your hair 

jmv why are you so skinny, its not fair 

Anorexia

(not anorexia nervosa |:)

[luna]

well go eat a sandwich or something so ill feel better about my weight plz 

[Daddy]

well go eat a sandwich or something so ill feel better about my weight plz 

OK VELVET

[luna]

ty  cjlubdoods;

[Feynman]

we're perfect for each other

[Daddy]

we're perfect for each other

except you're a fag and velvet is cool

[The spy who loves you]

my hips are just really wide and do weird things to my pants 

god damn det dat shit sound bangin

[Feynman]

except you're a fag and velvet is cool

if that's what i meant i would've put that in my original post

[Det in F♯ Major]

god damn det dat shit sound bangin

LAWL DET THINKING THAT THIS WAS NOTSID WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO "WHO ARE YOU, CAM?"