Goddamn homeless guy.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Stupid man came up to me and asked for 5 dollars.

I told him I didn't think I had a 5.

I open my wallet to give him like 2 bucks so he'd leave me the fuck alone and a five pops up.

"HOT DAM YOU DO HAVE A FIVE YUNG UN"

So I had to give him the five...

Then, to thank me for the five, he tells me his mom is dead, let's me sniff the flower in his hand (and by "let's me sniff" I mean forces the fake flower into my face), then prays with me.

After he is finished praying, he asks for 2 more dollars.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD.


so I give him two more dollars.

I know I know I'm an idiot whatever.

He prays for me again then asks for TWO MORE FUCKING DOLLARS.

I GIVE THE MOTHERFUCKER A TOTAL OF SEVEN BUCKS AND HE STILL WANTS MORE?

I say: "Get out of here or I'm calling the cops"

He says: "Alright thank you sir god bless you remember to wear your belt" and walks off.

ITT Homeless people

[Daddy]

I gave a guy 30 cents in Boston. 

[CruelPleasure]

I never give bums money.

[superclucky]

There was a homeless guy near the pharmacy once.

They usually forage our trash and where a brown hat.

[Classic]

I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.

[Daddy]

There was a homeless guy near the pharmacy once.

They usually forage our trash and where a brown hat.

[CruelPleasure]

I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.

Was he any good?

[YPrrrr]

I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.

At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar

[CruelPleasure]

At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar

Good point.

[Classic]

Was he any good?

Yes. Probably because he didn't have any teeth.

At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar

There was a beggar that came up and asked me for money. Of course he came up behind me and my friends (we were at a school band function) so he scared the hell out of us and we ran.

[Daddy]

Yes. Probably because he didn't have any teeth.

You paid for that too?

[Classic]

You paid for that too?

Gotta try everything at least once.

[Samus Aran]

i gave a guy money at the Dallas bus station on my way to San Antonio this summer

i think it was like $7 or something, i'm not sure

i suspected he was lying about his luggage being lost and shit because i mean if he had money he'd keep it his wallet in his pants, not his luggage

but at the same time i was trying to get ahold of ProtectedMember32 and my mom on the phone and this guy wouldn't leave me alone so i gave him some money for food so he'd leave me alone

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level

[CruelPleasure]

i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level

Funny I live in the complete opposite and I always have people asking me for spare change.