OH GOD, THE BUS PROVIDES SO MANY STORIES.

[Daddy]

I told RTD about the first one.  I was waiting for the bus and some guy with a joint(thinking he's slick by using cigarette paper) walks up to me and starts talking about Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne. His joint is becoming unwrapped and I'm like 'lol', but then I realize that I can smell the weed pretty heavily.
His teeth were like and he was foaming at the mouth ;-;
He then started talking playboy the mansion for PS2. 

After he finished he joint he took out a pack of cigarettes and asked if I smoked.  I said no, and he then asked if I smoked weed. I told him, "not recently" and he said "same here".  Keep in mind, he just finished a joint, and thanks to that my clothes reaked of marijuana.

Once the bus came I ran to the back and sat behind two black people. 



After class I took the bus home, and there was some retarded guy trying to talk to me when I was on the phone. He was like WHAT TIME DOES THE BUS COME. WHAT TIME DOES THE BUS COME?
I told him, around 2:30 and he was all NO IT DOESNT NO NO. And ran off somewhere(I mean ran off lol).
He then started talking to himself and ran again.



why do these people bother me?

[Hensa]

its the eyebrows

[Daddy]

its the eyebrows

clucky says it's because i'm handsome. 


I THINK IT WAS MY HAT.

[don't let's]

That's kinda messed up

[russell]

I was a bus once.

I hate Asians.

[Feynman]

I took a nice nap in my mother's car and woke up in front of my house.

Nothing like a nice nap in the middle of the day after school.

[ME##]

I hate riding the bus, especially when you have to stand or share a seat with someone.  The latter particularly sucks when the person sitting by you insists on trying to start a conversation , I think from now on I should said 'Désolé, je ne connais pas l'anglais.'


and your hat is nice jmv

[Placebo Headwound]

I hate riding the bus, especially when you have to stand or share a seat with someone.  The latter particularly sucks when the person sitting by you insists on trying to start a conversation , I think from now on I should said 'Désolé, je ne connais pas l'anglais.'


and your hat is nice jmv

lol

I don't think I've ever had anyone on a bus/train try to start a conversation with me.

[Meyer Lansky]

I don't think I've ever had anyone on a bus/train try to start a conversation with me.

You must not ride the subway enough, then.

IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE, TOO.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I said no, and he then asked if I smoked weed. I told him, "not recently" and he said "same here".  Keep in mind, he just finished a joint, and thanks to that my clothes reaked of marijuana.

Why did I find this truly hilarious?

[Skylark]

Once on the bus I saw a queer hispanic couple and this really confused me.


When I go to the park on Sundays there is a retarded boy who walks his dog and he always comes up to me

[superclucky]

I get sexual conversations in my bus.

[ME##]

Once on the bus I saw a queer hispanic couple and this really confused me.

why is that confusing

I get sexual conversations in my bus.

do you spray them with pepper spray

[superclucky]

why is that confusing
do you spray them with pepper spray

no they're friendly blacks
oxymoron

[Kalahari Inkantation]

why is that confusing

because how can a man like other mans
it's illegal in florida you know