itt we generalize off a few individuals

[FAMY2]

i bet you learned this when nascar changed the name of the nextel cup series to the sprint cup series :\

Actually yes.    I do have a Nextel/Sprint phone. 

Are you going to leave them when your contract is up?

Maybe. If I can find a carrier that won't drop calls if you breathe.

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Tim is a furfag.
Therefore, all anarchocommunists are zoophiles.

[ME##]

Actually yes.    I do have a Nextel/Sprint phone. 

Maybe. If I can find a carrier that won't drop calls if you breathe.

Oh then there's no hope. 

[Hensa]

all dogs are brown
all brown things are mexicans
therefore all dogs are mexican

Aye, chihuachua

[Classic]

Mexicans like to bring a $100 bill for a $5 order at Whataburger.
That being said, anyone who carries a $100 bill is a dirty Mexican.