My job - haunted corn maze

[The artist formally known]

Two grown adult women pissed their pants because they were so scared. One lady called me a "fucking bastard" because I scared her so hard. Some of the employees are being punched and kicked at, haha.

It's pretty fun. Anyone else work at a haunted house or whatever?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Did they actually piss themselves?
That sounds like such an awesome job.

[Daddy]

Nothing physically scares me. 

Emotionally though...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Nothing physically scares me. 

Emotionally though...

Everything scares me. :'(

[Geno]

My mom wants our family to go to one of those

[The artist formally known]

Did they actually piss themselves?
That sounds like such an awesome job.

Yes, they did.

I love my job because I can threaten the costumers by telling them I'm going to choke them to death with some dead body's intestines.

[Cookie]

My Friend works at this big Halloween store... that's kinda the same. He says it's easy cause all you do is stand there.

[Claquesous]

My cousin works at Scarowinds. I think she's working in the cemetery part.

[Sam]

creeper scares me anyway

[Dullahan]

No, I stock your food. I may spit in them.

[l a c e y]

man that would be the sickest job to have.

i like haunted houses better than like corn mazes.

but still it would be intense to work at either.

[The artist formally known]

man that would be the sickest job to have.

i like haunted houses better than like corn mazes.

but still it would be intense to work at either.

I think they both can be scary in their own way but working in a house would be cooler. People can just jump through corn to scare you but that can't happen inside of a haunted house.

[Sam]

My "job" is volunteer work in theater.

And I hate it. ;-;

[The artist formally known]

My "job" is volunteer work in theater.

And I hate it. ;-;

for college?

[Det in F♯ Major]

My "job" is volunteer work in theater.

And I hate it. ;-;

im deeply offended samantha