FIRE; My kitchen just caught on fire.

[Samus Aran]

also here is a reenactment 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8[/youtube]


ok not really but i did say fuck quite a bit

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES is by far the best Fenslerfilm GI Joe movie

[Daddy]

This is why I never light candles unless I want to play the Wii or it's a birthday. You never fucking know when they'll explode and kill you.

Glad to hear you're okay, don't panic so much next time. <3

I didn't panic. 

I ran because my kitchen was on fire and I wanted to put it out, not because I was panicking 

[Knig]

I didn't panic. 

I ran because my kitchen was on fire and I wanted to put it out, not because I was panicking 

oh ok ^_____^

I misunderstood the note of urgency during your retelling of the events

[me003]

BTW fire extinguishers are easy to steal. Not from places where you buy them, but from like hotels and schools. 

[Nyerp]

U NAH COOKEEN

ya du

[Daddy]

What the hell?  My mom is trying to say I started the fire...

[Nyerp]

Why doesn't she believe you?

[Daddy]

Why doesn't she believe you?

I don't know.

She was like "What happened" and I told her that the candle exploded and set the counter on fire, then she asked who lit the candle and I told her it was my aunt.

She then was like "are you sure you didn't start the fire? :0"

she still doesn't believe me, because I obviously have a history of setting the kitchen on fire

[Tri4se]

Grease fire. Water makes it worse.