young'uns

[Kalahari Inkantation]

And what would you like their names to be?
I only want two. This way, while I'm not decreasing the population of the next generation, I'm not increasing it, either. Plus, it'll keep costs relatively low.
If I have a son, I think the name Thomas would be perfect. I have no idea what I'd name a girl, though.

[Daddy]

Two or three.

[ME##]

I really don't like children to begin with, but I guess it doesn't matter, so zero.

[Ezloﺕ]

Maybe two or three.

Two or three.

with who

wink wink

[russell]

None

they seem annoying

[Lotos]

One or two.  I'm not sure of names though.

[Samus Aran]

Two or three would be preferable.

At least one of each gender. One of the girls needs to be named Michelle.

[Classic]

No.

[Daddy]

No.

why momma tyler

[Classic]

why momma tyler

James, Mommy has a confession to make.

I'm not a momma. 

[Beta]

James, Mommy has a confession to make.

I'm not a momma. 

I KNU IT 

[FullmetalGanon]

one if anything
i cant even imagine halving a girlfriend anyway

[Rosti LFC]

Two. Nathanial and SuperFly.

I couldn't be bothered with three or more, I don't want an only child because he/she will grow up a freak.

[Knig]

None, I have better things to do than slog away at a job forever to support them or listen to their whining.

In short, I do not want to have my parents' fate.

[YPrrrr]

I'm required by Catholic canon to have at least 8