How the fuck do you ride a bike?

[Nyerp]

  Try an exercise bike first. You won't have to worry about falling over.

uh that doesn't help

like at all

also my exercise bike has straps

try to not be gay

I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS

[ME##]

I can't remember really how I got the hang of riding a bike, I know it took awhile though, I either kept loosing my balance or running into things.

I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS

clearly you're not thinking of it enough

[YPrrrr]

I have no idea, I suck at it too

[Kalahari Inkantation]

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do that with a bike

This song is so catchy it isn't even funny.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Also, I learned by riding down a small hill in the backyard of my old house. I'd go up the hill, roll down, go up again and do the same thing until I got the hang of it.

[Det in F♯ Major]

i remember i ran right into a mailbox once
like when i was small
and my head was mailbox height
and i fell off and scraped everything luls
AND THEN I CRIED AND MY NEIGHBOR GAVE ME REALLY COOL ANIMAL TAT BANDAIDS  

[Squirtlejazz]

You need someone to push you and give you some momentum.
I learned to ride on fucking rocks and so did my sister. Now we can ride anything.

[Paul]

push the pedal to the medal.

[Knig]

Get a set of training wheels. It's better than rolling down a hill on a suicide mission. I dislike (read:hate) it when people say going down a hill teaches you how to ride a bike. It's like some twisted joke.

Training wheels give you a sense of how to balance yourself when riding and turning. Ride long enough with training wheels and you'll get enough control to go without.

[Daphnia]

It' hard for anyone to balance if you're only moving at two or three miles an hour.

Go faster. At least jogging speed. And if you start leaning to one side, turn the wheel in that direction.


Just wear a helmet and pads so you won't be afraid to fall. Thinking won't help.

[Nyerp]

Get a set of training wheels. It's better than rolling down a hill on a suicide mission. I dislike (read:hate) it when people say going down a hill teaches you how to ride a bike. It's like some twisted joke.

Training wheels give you a sense of how to balance yourself when riding and turning. Ride long enough with training wheels and you'll get enough control to go without.

you think there are training wheels for my size?

[Knig]

you think there are training wheels for my size?

Yeah, I've seen a large pair in Sears.

You could also try the internet.

[Selkie]

Dont think too hard and steer 99% with your body. Don't turn the steering wheel much at all.

[YPrrrr]

Dont think too hard and steer 99% with your body. Don't turn the steering wheel much at all.

Most bikes don't have steering wheels

[Pele]

you think there are training wheels for my size?

(Read: morbidly obese)