my hot teacher

[j o e i n c]

I am in high school and I think my teacher is a cawk watcher. She is kind of hot for an older woman, big tits round tight ass and all that.
Alot of guys in my class have noticed that she likes to show parts of herself (down blouse, bent over) then look to see who is getting a boner.
Well I did today for some reason and she noticed, her stare was fierce and i thought she was a real pervert.
So she asked to speak to me after class when she was having lunch.
I sat with her in the lunch room as she ate her tuna and for some reason sprinkled water on herself as the wind seemed to play with the back of her blouse.
I could tell she kept looking at my crotch and I was getting a boner again from her attention.
As I stood up too leave she gave out this haunting low voiced long droning song and grabbed for my cawk!
That is when it hit me....eating tuna....she needed water on her skin.....mysterious billowing of air from her back.. whale song for mating....She was a killer whale!
OMFG! she must have sensed her cover was blown because she tried to use her flippers to pin me down but I ran to my locker where I always have my harpoon ready.
Needless to say by the time she was able to waddle up the hallway my harpoon caught her dead between the eyes.

[YPrrrr]

joeinc, you're the best

[j o e i n c]

joeinc, you're the best

no this ones a repost

[YPrrrr]

no this ones a repost

a very good repost

[Pyrate]

Did she ask for $3.50?

[j o e i n c]

Did she ask for $3.50?

no but this guy today, think his name a loch, he needed tree fitty

[Nyerp]

It's flawed, but funny.

It started in a different place than it ended.

At the beginning, you think she's just an old whore.

But then at the end you find out she's a killer whale, which conflicts with "I am in high school and I think my teacher is a cawk watcher." It should be "I am in high school and I thought my teacher was a cawk watcher.", and so on.

You know, considering you told the whole story at once.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

why was a whale grabbing at your cock

[Nyerp]

also you should have stuck it in her blowhole just because

[russell]

put your penis inside her penis

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[Samus Aran]

i lol'd

[Kalahari Inkantation]

put your penis inside her penis

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i was like wtf
i didn't think that was actually possible lol

[Samus Aran]

i was like wtf
i didn't think that was actually possible lol

i'm pretty sure one penis is just in the other's foreskin

[Wrench]

oh god lol

report more often.

put your penis inside her penis

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wtc;

[Ezloﺕ]

put your penis inside her penis

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i think i really am desensitized