So what was with Padme's dominatrix outfit in Episode II?

[Andrew1911]

what a waste of time

mexicans arent allowed to post :|

[Samus Aran]

The Porkins one made me laugh, because I thought I was the only one that always made fun of how he keeps saying "stay on target."

[C.Mongler]

what a thread

[Gamosan]

So fucking entertaining!

[Cookie]

I feel like I'm missing certain scenes.

[YPrrrr]

Please tell me someone else got the last plagarization reference

[Andrew1911]

"Hey, look, guys. It's like I'm in 'Nam again. Heh, enough with the jokes. Time to get down to work. Back to the ol' grind."



"I'm going to nail that one fuck in the face area."



"Oh, hey, there's one Rebel lady over there. Put your guns on stun, we don't want to be jerks. We want to show her that the Empire isn't a heartless and ruthless organization. We are capable of care, love, and peace."



"Eat laser, Imperial fuck!"



"My only regret is that... I didn't adopt enough homeless children..."



"RONNIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"



"You got her, Jeff."



"You bitch... He was only three days from retirement... Ronnie... I loved you... I loved you... Why must the Rebellion kill so many of our brothers and not care for our plight? When will they learn?"

[Andrew1911]

"Ah, Princess Pad- I mean, Leia. Not Padme. Leia. Anyway, how did you catch her, my fine band of stormtroopers?"



"We stunned her but... We lost Ronnie, sir. She killed him when he told us to stun her. He died a hero, sir."



"Ronnie... You killed Ronnie? How... How could you do such a thing?"



"Oh, please. I bet he raped women and killed children in his off time."



"Princess Leia... Ronnie opened up a home where he took care of underprivelaged children. He had seventy children who he all called his own as he loved each and every one of them. Now, their father won't be coming home tonight. You know why? Because you killed him. Now... Who will feed them?"



"Well... I didn't know that."



"That's the problem with you, Princess, and the Rebellion. You don't think your actions through. The Emperor and I are attempting to make the galaxy a peaceful place but you god damn assholes are killing good men and thinking that you all are making a difference. All you are doing is destroying our work. Princess... You disgust me. Send her away, boys... I have to... Tend to Ronnie's body... And tell his next of kin what has happened."



"Lord Vader... That was beautiful."



"Thank you, General. Ronnie meant a lot to me. When I needed a shoulder to cry on, Ronnie was there. Ronnie was like a brother to me. I just can't believe he's gone now. I need a moment."



"Alas, Lord Vader, a moment is something we don't have. We can't find the plans for the Death Star anywhere on the ship."



"I don't know if I can concentrate on this, General. I just need a few minutes."



"Lord Vader... What would Ronnie want you to do?"



"That is true, General. Ronnie would want to see the Empire live on and to see his children grow in a world without violence. Let us give his dream justice."



"I've been waiting in this hallway for you to pass by, Vader."



"You know, there's a lot of hallways on the ship, right?"



"I lucked out, apparently. Anyway, there appears to have been an escape pod launch. There were no life forms aboard. We did not fire upon it."



"Is this guy for real?"



"Let me ask you directly: Are you for real?"

[strongbad]

Those were actually mildly entertaining

[Andrew1911]

ronnie

[Samus Aran]

more porkins