Boyah Gets Zombified: Mariofreak + Penis = Fantastic Chapter

[Andrew1911]

I couldn't really come up with anything good after the dildo time machine in the Boyah Goes Into The Past one. Not enough material for me to work with. Speaking of that, if you want to go and continue that one, be my guest. Just ask. Here, anyone can die. That makes it even better. Plus, everyone can technically be in this since it deals with zombies. So, this will be the most epic one, I say. If this one actually ends up good, a sequel will be in the works.

Introduction

Classictyler from the Boyah Goes to Prison series comes on the scene. CT says, "Sit down, you damn before I rape you. So, you want to read a self indulgent fan-fic... With zombies... You are some sick sons of bitches. Sooner or later, there's gonna be a zombie getting the brains fucked out of it. I can feel it. Anyway, if you have no idea what the fuck a zombie is since you're a total dipshit, a zombie is a dude who was dead but is now alive and the only way to realize kill it is to rape it's head or something. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone, now. It's CT's time."

[SBKT]

Nobody listens to my Coffeeshop one. I'll have to make it some time.

[Necro]

wut

[mariofreak55]

lol tyler

[Pele]

Put me in it, fucker.

[Wrench]

Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. 

[mariofreak55]

Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. 

This is the second one, tard

[Wrench]

Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. 

This is the second one, tard

He was used as a secondary character before. 

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: The Infestation

Classictyler was watering his beautiful garden, filled with wonderous tulips and orgasmic roses. It had won so many prizes that CT could not keep count. It was one of the pros of being gay. This gift totally overcomes the fact that they aren't considered equals in the world (OH, MY GOD, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES). CT heard moaning coming from behind him. He recognized it as his lover, Lawlz. CT said, "Oh, Lawlz... Round Two? Already? We just fucked each other in the ass only several minutes ag- OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"

Classictyler saw the once magnificant face of Lawlz had been nearly chewed off and his leg had been nearly gnawed off. He was groaning and moving towards him with dark red in his eyes. CT screamed, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES? THEY'RE RED!" CT tried to help Lawlz to the car but Lawlz tried to eat CT's hand. CT yelled as Lawlz bit part of his hand, "OH, GOD, WHY, LAWLZ? WHY? I LOVE YOU!" As CT began to back away from Lawlz, his neighbor came from behind CT and began to chew on CT's moist intestines. CT screamed, "OH, GOD, ARE YOU FINGERNAILS CLEAN?"

CT was eaten alive by the first batch of zombies...

[mariofreak55]

pwnt

[Wrench]

omfwtfnooo 
Tyler, come back alive!

[Pele]

Fucking owned. v;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Two: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Andrew1911 was running through the streets in his Stanley Kubrick pajamas. He began to scream, "OH, GOD, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! MICHAEL BAY HEARD MY COMMENTS ABOUT ME AND HE'S SENT HIS ZOMBIE ARMY AFTER ME! RUN FOR THE MALL! IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE! THE MALL! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN DAWN OF THE DEAD? The original, I mean. Not the remake. The original was better and the ci-" As Andrew1911 kept on talking to no one but himself, the zombies began to approach rapidly. Andrew1911 finally finished, "And that's why you should never rape a goat. Oh, God, they're still behind me!" Andrew1911 ran for the mall.

Kaz picked up his trusty axe, Sharlene. Kaz whispered, "Sharlene... I need you more than ever. Show these zombies we mean business." Kaz swung the axe at what resembled a homosexual zombie. The axe hit the zombie in the groin. Unfortunately for Kaz, he forget that zombies can feel no pain. Kaz said, "Shit. Bye, Sharlene!" Kaz left Sharlene in the crotch of a homosexual zombie. Kaz heard some crazy guy scream about the mall so that's where Kaz decided to hide out. Better than staying with the homosexual, axe crotch zombie.

[mariofreak55]

stfu, imma rape goats anyways

that wus good

[SBKT]

...Mushrooms will be coming soon, I'm sure. Or some drug.