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Started by just1more, August 24, 2008, 12:07:12 AM

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Ok, I really wasn't expecting these kind of hardships, but here are some observations about dorms I've made.

1) Taking a shit sucks because you have to sit on a cold, hard, public toilet seat.
2) When the fuck can you find the time and privacy to jack off? I literally haven't jacked off in almost a week. HELP ME.
3) Some people can be really strange, such as my roommate. He never talks to me, never hangs out with me and only hangs out with a handful of people, and has over 1100 pictures of himself on his Facebook. Freak. (Unfortunately, I was venting about this to a friend of mine and didn't even realize that my roommate was right behind me. Fuck my life.) Meanwhile, I've made  TON of new friends in the past 4 days. It's been awesome, except for my roommate. Everyone else is friends with their roommates, except for me.
4) I have met a LOT of new people in college, and school hasn't even started yet. Orientation is almost over, though.
5) Frat parties are AMAZING. Unortunately, I dare not get wasted. For if I get caught wasted, I get kicked out of college. Pretty strict here.

Anyone else entering their first year of college? Is it the same for you?

superclucky

maybe jmv can tell us the joy of being in college since he goes to a lot of parties and gets laid a lot <3
kewns are smelly

Daddy

Quote from: Red Lightning on August 24, 2008, 12:07:12 AM
Ok, I really wasn't expecting these kind of hardships, but here are some observations about dorms I've made.

1) Taking a shit sucks because you have to sit on a cold, hard, public toilet seat.
2) When the fuck can you find the time and privacy to jack off? I literally haven't jacked off in almost a week. HELP ME.
3) Some people can be really strange, such as my roommate. He never talks to me, never hangs out with me and only hangs out with a handful of people, and has over 1100 pictures of himself on his Facebook. Freak. (Unfortunately, I was venting about this to a friend of mine and didn't even realize that my roommate was right behind me. Fuck my life.) Meanwhile, I've made  TON of new friends in the past 4 days. It's been awesome, except for my roommate. Everyone else is friends with their roommates, except for me.
4) I have met a LOT of new people in college, and school hasn't even started yet. Orientation is almost over, though.
5) Frat parties are AMAZING. Unortunately, I dare not get wasted. For if I get caught wasted, I get kicked out of college. Pretty strict here.

Anyone else entering their first year of college? Is it the same for you?


1)Watch out for Hep. C.
2)Don't you have private showers or something?
3)Maybe he likes you[:
4)I've met people in college.  Some sucked and some were cool.  baddood;
5)I wouldn't know, my school is boring as fuck.

Houdini

Have you tried jerking off on the toilet?

Samus Aran

1.) Deal with it.
2.) That's what you get for having a roommate.
3.) Yeah my roommate was pretty weird too. Luckily I only had to deal with having one for two weeks in my freshman year.
4.) Yeah I meet a lot of people too, but I have yet to really make any good new friends. More like casual acquaintances to talk to once in a while.
5.) The frats in my university are so low-profile that I don't even know what they're called, who's in them, or where the houses are. Nobody seems to care about them, so parties are all just thrown by average students rather than frat kids.

Classic

I dunno yet. I'll get back to you in October.

just1more

Quote from: Khadafi on August 24, 2008, 12:14:51 AM
1)Watch out for Hep. C.
2)Don't you have private showers or something?
3)Maybe he likes you[:
4)I've met people in college.  Some sucked and some were cool.  baddood;
5)I wouldn't know, my school is boring as fuck.

No, there are four showers in our bathroom on our floor. I am NOT jacking off in them, only to have someone else step in my cum right after I get out. I wouldn't want that to happen to me. And I'm not jacking off into the toilet either. It would be so obvious if I did, because people walk into the bathrooms all of the time. They'd be hearing faps and when I walk out of the stall it would be really awkward.

I go to SUNY ESF/Syracuse University. PARTY SCHOOL!  AWESOME

I'm not joining any frats. I just like going to their parties.

YPrrrr

I'm starting at Wisconsin - Madison (even bigger party school, woo) this week, and I can't wait.
Quote from: Kazmuffin on August 24, 2008, 12:45:20 AM
1.) Deal with it.
2.) That's what you get for having a roommate.
3.) Yeah my roommate was pretty weird too. Luckily I only had to deal with having one for two weeks in my freshman year.
4.) Yeah I meet a lot of people too, but I have yet to really make any good new friends. More like casual acquaintances to talk to once in a while.
5.) The frats in my university are so low-profile that I don't even know what they're called, who's in them, or where the houses are. Nobody seems to care about them, so parties are all just thrown by average students rather than frat kids.
Having a roommate is supposed to be one of the defining college experiences... Being all alone would suck.
Quote from: Red Lightning on August 24, 2008, 06:19:14 AM
No, there are four showers in our bathroom on our floor. I am NOT jacking off in them, only to have someone else step in my cum right after I get out. I wouldn't want that to happen to me.
And that's one of the many reasons to wear shower shoes while at school
Quote from: Red Lightning on August 24, 2008, 06:19:14 AM
I go to SUNY ESF/Syracuse University. PARTY SCHOOL!  AWESOME

I'm not joining any frats. I just like going to their parties.
Syracuse? Cool, you're the second Boyager to go to a school I've actually heard of and that doesn't sound boring as hell powerofone;

YPrrrr


YPrrrr

Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 24, 2008, 12:16:27 PM
because from what I glean they are very small and often not comfortable and usually have public bathrooms/showers

Well yeah... But you're also connected to thousands of kids, activities, parties, and experiences you wouldn't get otherwise. Isolating yourself from your classmates completely ruins the college experience

Dullahan

My friend and I are gonna be roommates.

Maybe an apartment, though. So we have our own bathroom.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Mallow on August 24, 2008, 12:26:04 PM
My friend and I are gonna be roommates.

Maybe an apartment, though. So we have our own bathroom.
Room with someone you don't know :|

You'll make more friends that way

Samus Aran

Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 11:38:14 AM
Having a roommate is supposed to be one of the defining college experiences... Being all alone would suck.


So is joining a frat and passing out on the floor in your frat house every Saturday night, but you don't see me doing those either.

I personally like the extra space and having constant privacy. Besides, my roommate was boring and was just a waste of space.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Kazmuffin on August 24, 2008, 01:16:16 PM
So is joining a frat and passing out on the floor in your frat house every Saturday night, but you don't see me doing those either.
Uh, the number of people that go greek is miniscule when compared to the amount of people living in dorms with roommates...

There are plenty of schools without any Greek system, so that's not really a staple of college life, it just makes for better movies

Samus Aran

Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 01:18:35 PM
Uh, the number of people that go greek is miniscule when compared to the amount of people living in dorms with roommates...

There are plenty of schools without any Greek system, so that's not really a staple of college life, it just makes for better movies


I was exaggerating because you were. Having a roommate doesn't have to be a "defining moment" in college. At least to me it doesn't. It's just someone to live with, and chances are unless you become good friends with them, you'll get bored of them pretty fast.

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