Weird shit that happened when you woke up once.

[Feynman]

One time I woke up with a stomach ache.

[Lotos]

My house was flooded once when I was five.  I did what every five year old would do.  Put on a bathing suit and jump into the garbage can my dad out put to catch the rain keke;

[Kingmush]

I remember once I started in one bed, woke up in the middle of the night in the guest bedroom, and then the next morning woke back up in my bed... Sleepwalking can be so weird. :x

[anus]

In my old house, my bathroom was right next to my bedroom. So I basically got up, walked a few steps, and would pee. However, I did this while I was at my cousin's house, and peed all over his Beanie Babies. My aunt started shouting my name, and I snapped out of my half asleep-half awake state, and noticed I was peeing over everything. When I woke up the next day, I noticed all his Beanie Babies were outside in a pickup truck, drying from being washed. My cousin told me his zebra beanie baby now had yellow and black stripes.

[YPrrrr]

In my old house, my bathroom was right next to my bedroom. So I basically got up, walked a few steps, and would pee. However, I did this while I was at my cousin's house, and peed all over his Beanie Babies. My aunt started shouting my name, and I snapped out of my half asleep-half awake state, and noticed I was peeing over everything. When I woke up the next day, I noticed all his Beanie Babies were outside in a pickup truck, drying from being washed. My cousin told me his zebra beanie baby now had yellow and black stripes.

lmao, wow, I don't think I've ever been that far gone

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Also, once, when I was maybe four or five, after we had just moved from a different house into a new one, I went to sleep in my new room.
I woke up the next day, not knowing where I was, and, according to my parents, yelled "Help, where am I, where am I, come get me!"

wow that's embarrassing

[Kingmush]

In my old house, my bathroom was right next to my bedroom. So I basically got up, walked a few steps, and would pee. However, I did this while I was at my cousin's house, and peed all over his Beanie Babies. My aunt started shouting my name, and I snapped out of my half asleep-half awake state, and noticed I was peeing over everything. When I woke up the next day, I noticed all his Beanie Babies were outside in a pickup truck, drying from being washed. My cousin told me his zebra beanie baby now had yellow and black stripes.

Reminds me of my friend, we he was younger he once got up to his dirty clothes hamper and pied in it like a toilet. He also slept walked into the shower and started taking a shower once.

[Classic]

My cat was biting my ear. 

[Socks]

One time I woke up with more girls then I went to sleep with.  :'(

[CutLess]

My bed is kind of propped up, so I put a lot of stuff down there.  One day, though, I ended up being a part of my "stuff" since I rolled off my bed, then underneath it.  I was freaked out by everything there, but I was most freaked out by the old toys I have there.

I've never heard of sleep-rolling before, however.

[NOA_Haunted]

Cliff thing happens to me too.

I hate when I sleep somewhere different and I think im still at home and wake up pissed off because I wanted to do something at my house when I woke up.

[Garahe]

If the bleeding came from a small wound in the center of your hand, you'd better get checked for an Indoctrinal virus. Maybe some of those wacked out Haussmann cultists got to you.

[Hiro]

I woke up, and it was dark, I had no clue what time it was.
Suddenly, I'm like "No, please no, oh GOD NO PLEASE DON'T HAPPEN!" in my head, and then it comes.
[spoiler]Booming ominously, with heavy bass, I hear the loud voice of Patrick Stewart, saying
"ENGAGE."[/spoiler]
And I'm scared as shit, I hide under my covers and shake. I eventually just fall back asleep.

[Samus Aran]

It's always weird to wake up and realize that my arm doesn't work because it's been asleep for so long that it literally feels dead. Lately I've had a habit of accidentally sleeping too heavy on my left arm.

[Hiro]

It's always weird to wake up and realize that my arm doesn't work because it's been asleep for so long that it literally feels dead. Lately I've had a habit of accidentally sleeping too heavy on my left arm.

yeah like last week, for 2 nights in a row, my arm fell asleep so bad that when I woke up, it flopped around on me, and i couldn't move it at all, just dead weight, it was fuckin weird