Weird shit that happened when you woke up once.

[6M69I69B9]

I just woke up today, found some blood on my pillow, my hand, and it was just so weird. I also found a t-shirt under my pillow that I wore about three days ago, which I thought I've thrown in the laundry basket. I don't really feel anything hurting, except that I have a little circle of dried blood on my finger...

Also, I locked my door before I went to sleep. So...what the fuck.

[hotlikesauce.]

I'm dreaming, ansd I'm like falling off a cliff or something and the second I hit the groun I wake up sweating.

<_<

[Socks]

Alien abduction nigga, you're getting anally probed most likely.

[YPrrrr]

I thought I was still in Baltimore when I woke up today

[Wrench]

I woke up completely pissed off because the shithead of my household (sister) is fucking loud. If I wasn't so lazy in the morning, I would've ran outta my room and stabbed her.

[Daddy]

I forgot where I was and rolled over and ended up smashing my face into the wall.
edumacate;

[Trini]

I had a dream I was drowning and woke up with my sheets stuffed in my mouth.

[hotlikesauce.]

I forgot where I was and rolled over and ended up smashing my face into the wall.
edumacate;

I once (somehow) ended up rolling off my bed, and sleeping the rest of the night under it.

[The spy who loves you]

I woke up in a laundry room one time.

[Commander Fuckass]

I had a boner.

[Claquesous]

I once woke up laughing. Dunno what I was laughing about, but I woke myself up. When I realized I had woke myself from laughing, I laughed some more.

I also sleptwalk once, and somehow I remember it. I went around the house, turning every light on, and then sleeping on the couch. I had a dream that the table next to the couch had bamboo growing out of it and there was a fox in there that wanted to eat me.

[6M69I69B9]

I had a boner.

That's common.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I rolled off my bed and hit the ground with a loud "thump" and a moan. Then I went back to sleep.
I woke up with my foot in insane amounts of pain.

[ncba93ivyase]

It was like 2 summers ago, but I woke up thinking second grade was starting and I was running late. So I jumped up, got everything ready, then realized I was a high school student and it's still summer and went back to bed.

I once woke up laughing. Dunno what I was laughing about, but I woke myself up. When I realized I had woke myself from laughing, I laughed some more.

I also sleptwalk once, and somehow I remember it. I went around the house, turning every light on, and then sleeping on the couch. I had a dream that the table next to the couch had bamboo growing out of it and there was a fox in there that wanted to eat me.

I was sleepwalking a few weeks ago and ended up on my couch somehow. My mother was in the living room and said I was speaking gibberish when I walked out.

[musica.cards]

One time, I woke up in the middle of the night and I found my head on the other side of the bed. But here's the thing: I sat up and put my hand on my head and I felt that my hair was shorter. Not only that, but the bed was reversed. I concluded that I was in my brother's bed, and therefore, my soul (or my mind, or some shit like that) was in my brother's body.

Strangely enough, when I fell asleep, then woke up again in the morning, I was back in my body