these situations happen

[Boyager]

Alright. You somehow get abducted into a medium sized square room with minimal light. Rosie O'Donnell and John Goodman are in the room as well. There is no way out unless you do one of the following for 5 minutes(300 seconds):
A. Have sex with Rosie
B. Have Rosie wear a strap and give it to you
C. Have butt sex with John
D. Take it from John up the ass

WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? I take it from Goodman despite being straight.

[Boyager]

It would've been funnier if it was Roseanne Barr.

Anyway, I'd just go with A. B and D are too variable, because there's too great of a chance they'd be extremely rough or take forever or something. As for C, John Goodman seems like the type of guy that wouldn't bother to clean out his ass for the occasion.

[Boyager]

I'd take it from Rosie, but not up the butt.

but sex doesn't sound fun at all, and if I hat do has sex with someone repulsive, I'd rather fake things be in me than real things.

[Boyager]

^ *butt sex

[Boyager]

looks like i'm going to be staying in a medium sized square room with minimal light for the rest of my life