I have a few cousins...

[Bushy]

One, a six year old, can't read.  He also has a speech problem, and got expelled for cutting a girl's hair with scissors.  He's also a total dick. He stole my Mario Kart DS game.

The second is nine, and she... ugh.

1. Can't ride a bike
2. Is afraid to play outside
3. Doesn't like to touch grass
4. Can't spell her last name (Bowden)
5. Doesn't know the difference in uppercase and lowercase

The other, 12, failed the second grade.  She also stole one of my games. And broke another, which she refuses to pay me for:|


You guys got any reeeeeeeally dumb cousin/relatives?

[Feynman]

I have more than a dozen cousins from my father's side.

[Bushy]

I have more than a dozen cousins from my father's side.

I'm black'

Everyone else who's black is my cousin

[YPrrrr]

I can't ride a bike either... I'm not stupid

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

[Bushy]

I can't ride a bike either... I'm not stupid

Last time you tried?

[bamhi]

I have over 9000 cousins, and fortunately they're all decent, I guess.
Although we do have one that's a bit off in many ways... 

[Selkie]

I only have two cousins, one is gay and works as a one of the guys in a costume at DisneyWorld, the other got pregnant with this body-builder guy who is really not smart (I've met him once)

I've always had the desire in the back of my mind to do that for a couple days/weeks/months, I'd quit whenever I got bored I guess   lolwut

[YPrrrr]

Last time you tried?

3 years ago... I learned how to, but I tried later and I can't anymore. I have no balance

[Garahe]

My cousins are mostly girls, and significantly smarter than yours. And significantly older. In fact they have jobs now. Not part time, either. They graduated recently.

[Hiro]

On my dad's There's too many to count, half are jesus freaks, some are cowboys with a 6uh grade education. Most are home schooled. On my mom's side, they are average (and kinda smart) 3 - 7 year olds

[Sam]

My neighbor/second cousin has 7 kids and they're all have mental problems (mostly reading/speech/learning related.)

A different aunt I have is absolutely insane, and her children are going down because of it.

I have this one obnoxious extremely preppy cousin too, whom I consider stupid. 

[Samus Aran]

None of my cousins seem to be retarded, somehow. 

[Chris (JayJay)]

I think I have over 20 cousins. Only a couple behave stupid.

[Hensa]

i have 7 cousins.


Lisa, my 16 year old cousin, recently got caught shoplifting in 4 different stores in Ingrahm Park Mall.
She got caught repeatedly sneeking into movie theaters and has already been to bootcamp twice before.

just last saturday, when her dad threatend to take her computer out of her room, she ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and warned her dad and mom that she would kill them if they did so. long story short, they got the knife away from her. But it didnt stop there. She ran out of the door and screamed that she was leaving to go kill herself. she was missing for about 3 hours and by then, my aunt had called the police. 4 Cop cars and 1 search helicopter were sent out to find her... and they did.

now she's being institutionalized for being a threat to herself, and those around her.
all of this, for the sake of wanting stuff that didnt belong to her.


i have a crazy cousin.