My dad is a fucktard.

[hotlikesauce.]

He thinks I'm gay because I don't have a girlfriend.


He thinks I'm lazy just because I don't go outside every fucking day.



So I played Call of Duty 4 last night till about 11, then I was texting this girl Madison. I was up till like 3 texting her. So my dad wakes me up at 12 and bitches about how I didn't get up till twelve. So he's like "I'm tired of you staying up all god damn night playing that Xbox". So I'm just thinking "that's bullshit." I show him my phone, and how my last messages sent and received were 3:02 and 3:04. So he said "Well you were texting in between games or something." So I reply "I definately have the time to reply every thirty seconds to every text message while I'm playing."


So he whines about that, and bitches about how my sister's friens is coming over, and how my room isn't clean. and I'm just thinking "Honestly. Why the fuck would she go into my room. She has no business in there.  My door is always shut so it's not like she'll see it." So then he's like "Well we're going to Wal-Mart. Are you going?"

"No."

"My god Kevin, you're so fucking lazy." *YOU JUST TOLD ME TO CLEAN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE* "I gotta clean. Remember?"




   /wrists So then I listened to Eminem for an hour, did a shitty job on the cleaning, and took a shower.

[KonohaShinobi]

What the hell is /wrists?

And yeah that was pretty stupid of him.

[hotlikesauce.]

What the hell is /wrists?

And yeah that was pretty stupid of him.

"slash wrists"


I know. And when he comes home he's going to bitch about how I "didn't open the door fast enough" (he got groceries). I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.



Like, just yesterday, I took out the trash cause it was full. He yelled at me because it "was the wrong time". Just a week ago, he yelled to no end about how I didn't take it out without him telling me to.

[Meyer Lansky]

Don't let it get to you and just do what you have to do. Once he sees that he isn't pushing your buttons anymore than he loses this stupid "game" parents love to play.

[Trini]

My dad bitches about how I'm not part of the family since I absolutely refuse to go shopping with them.

My mom picks up every fucking thing that interests her like a 10 year old, and when you put it back cause we already have plenty of them. She throws a bitch fit. So I just stopped going. 

[The artist formally known]

"slash wrists"


I know. And when he comes home he's going to bitch about how I "didn't open the door fast enough" (he got groceries). I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.



Like, just yesterday, I took out the trash cause it was full. He yelled at me because it "was the wrong time". Just a week ago, he yelled to no end about how I didn't take it out without him telling me to.

It's because your dad's life sucks and is a very negative person. He tries to find things to be pissed off about to justify his crappy life.

[hotlikesauce.]

I found a horrible example.



A couple weeks ago my sister, her boyfriend and I were playing hide and seek. I couldn't play Xbox because he would whine about it, and this was all we could think of. So I was oin the garage, and I tripped over some lawn equipment that wasn't supposed to be there (his fault).

I ran into the wall, and this glass jar (with nothing in it) fell over and busted. I heard some stomping.  I didn't hear a "are you all right?" "are you ok?" or "is anyone hurt?". I got a "clean this fucking mess up and stop whatever stupid shit you're doing."

[prettygirl]

I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.

awh that makes me wanna cry :/
he treats you the same way my dad treats my brother, and i fucking love my brother and i hate my dad for it..but i love my dad. he can just be so unreasonable sometimes. parents are ridiculous.

[Placebo Headwound]

kick him in the penis

Don't you mean "punch him in the asshole?"

[Wrench]

Jesus christ, what an asshole. Dick slap him.

[Socks]

Your dad was probably exactly the same way when he grew up and now he wants to force you to do shit he either did not or could not do.

[mariofreak]

no1 cares

[Trini]

no1 cares

Wrong thread sorry.

[Himu]

My dad regrets everything he's done to me which is a lor of regretting to do.  Today I got to go on a shopping spree and  told him thanks and it made his day because he thinks I hate him.  It's my mom that has been bitchy lately.

[Socks]

Thanks for once again reminding me to never spoil my children for no reason Hime.