Subject: At 65 I Had My 1st Orgasm In 20 Years. Thank You Mr. Jack Rabbit.

[Sam]

My girlfriends laughed when I showed them my Rabbit Vibe but....

Then their laughter turned to astonishment when I told them that the last time I used it I had 5 intense orgasms in 10 minutes....

and I was just warming up!

And guess what? I am 65 and before I found this amazing vibrator, I hadn't had an orgasm in 20 years. So just imagine what it could do for you younger gals.

My only regret is I didn't find this wonderful product sooner. But I am definitely doing my best to make up for lost time!

But don't you waste another minute missing out on the truly incredible pleasures of this vibe.

Start enjoying its heavenly pleasures now!

This Way To Heaven
http://www.adultvibes15.com.cn/

( I suggest clicking the link, it's rather interesting.)


ITT: E-mails from your Junk Folder

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Wrench]

what the lol

Also, i don't receive junk emails.

[ME##]

I don't read them, I delete them.

[Hiro]

what the lol

Also, i don't receive junk emails.

Same

[Daddy]

TOP OF THE DAY

Please Read.

My name is Mr. Song Lile, i am the credit officer in Hang Seng
Bank, Hong Kong. I have a business proposal in the tune of
$19.5m, after the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio
of 30% for you and 70% for me. Should you be interested, please
contact me through my private email (sglile1980@yahoo.com.hk),
so we can commence all arrangements and I will give you more
information on how we would handle this project.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send
me the following:

(1)Full names
(2)private phone number
(3)current residential address
(4)Occupation
(5)Age

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Lile.

[Sam]

I don't read them, I delete them.

Usually I delete them, but now I'm reading them and they're interesting. 

[KonohaShinobi]

They are all in my junk folder and I never look at them.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I used to get tons of junk mail, but then it just stopped.

[Daphnia]

At last you've found a girl that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will stuff her poon so deep, Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!


It's so beautiful, it makes me cry.

[Meyer Lansky]

Who needs a vibrator when there's me?

[Hiro]

At last you've found a girl that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will stuff her poon so deep, Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!


It's so beautiful, it makes me cry.

rofl

[C.Mongler]

im buying one now

[Gladjaframpf]

I have several identical emails in my spam folder with the subject line is "what a stupid face you have here gladjaframpf". The body is just a link to a craftily named "video1.exe". Nice try, guys.

[Geno]

brb

[Sam]

Who needs a vibrator when there's me?

Do you have conveniently placed Rabbit Ears?

I think not.