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Started by Houdini, June 08, 2008, 10:18:48 PM

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Houdini

June 08, 2008, 10:18:48 PM
I have a scat fetish

Geno

June 08, 2008, 10:19:51 PM #1
My name is Geno
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Classic

June 08, 2008, 10:20:37 PM #2
You're like a big hairy booger. I can't seems to keep you out of my mouth.

Ringo

June 08, 2008, 10:21:07 PM #3
You know they say the eyes are the windows to the soul, if that's the case your soul must be beautiful.

Do you need to do your hair in the morning or do you just wake up with it perfect?

Houdini

June 08, 2008, 10:23:22 PM #4
I bet your hair would look better with this new shampoo; it's called "my semen"

Meyer Lansky

June 08, 2008, 10:24:49 PM #5
No pickup lines are necessary.

When in doubt, whip it out.

Himu

June 08, 2008, 11:14:32 PM #6
hi my name is doug that's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

superclucky

June 08, 2008, 11:25:19 PM #7
Quote from: Lala on June 08, 2008, 11:14:32 PM
hi my name is doug that's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
i don't get it
is it suppose to be saying gewd
kewns are smelly

Wrench

June 09, 2008, 07:01:56 AM #8
Hi, I post on Internet forums. Want to fuck?

hotlikesauce.

June 09, 2008, 07:30:37 AM #9
UR A55 MUST B FROM TEH ARK CAUS3 1TS OWT OF THIS WORLD!!!!11!11!!!!!11!!1!ONE!11!

Meyer Lansky

June 09, 2008, 08:35:34 AM #10
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 08, 2008, 11:25:19 PM
i don't get it
is it suppose to be saying gewd
You're dumber than I thought.

Doug is the name. Doug = D-O-U-G

Spelled backwards it is G-U-O-D. "That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you ('u') wrapped up in it."

Take away the letter 'u' . . .

God = G-O-D

Socks

June 09, 2008, 10:10:55 AM #11
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.  baddood;

Full Metal Ryder

June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM #12
Quote from: Socks on June 09, 2008, 10:10:55 AM
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.  baddood;
Did it wrong.

Socks

June 09, 2008, 10:14:58 AM #13
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Did it wrong.


The other notice is unnecessary.

wawi

June 09, 2008, 11:19:25 AM #14
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Did it wrong.

And yet, it still works for him  baddood;
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