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[Samus Aran]

Some security guards are out in the hall questioning the kid who lives across from me. Apparently he got in a fight with someone else on this floor, and you know what he did to get revenge? He pissed on the other guys' door.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to piss on someone's door and think you're going to get away with it?

[The artist formally known]

Actually my friend had pissed on this guys door before and he was never caught.

I was there, and he pissed on the door and half way through I rang the door bell.

[Matt™]

I lol'd... I mean why the hell would you piss on someone's door, it just ain't right.

[Samus Aran]

Actually my friend had pissed on this guys door before and he was never caught.

I was there, and he pissed on the door and half way through I rang the door bell.

Well okay, but this guy pissed on the dude's door when the guy was in his room, wide awake.

I heard part of his argument with the security people. He tried to tell them that he'd been in his room asleep since 10:00 when we all know he's been awake the whole time.

[Wrench]

He ain't going to get away with it. Urine test. 

[Pyrate]

Interesting. Is it the same guy who was having really loud sex a few months back?

[FAMY2]

 What a pissy thing to do to some one.

[Samus Aran]

Interesting. Is it the same guy who was having really loud sex a few months back?

I don't think so.

[Full Metal Ryder]

I don't see why he didn't just kill him instead.