ITT: rap battles, from unlikely rappers

[Boyager]

Sup there bitches
It's yo boi G-Dub
Hottest thing since da lord above
Bitches tried them 9/11 attacks
So I invaded their Iraqs
Don't fuck with the U.S.A.
Also, I find it immoral to be gay

Chillin' with my bitch Laura
Ranch in Crawford Tex
Sometimes she'll be a whore-a
And give me some mad sex
Whatcha god, Kerry?
Niggaz say yo face is scary!
Environment, what a joke
Al Gore, whatcha smoke?

I passed No Child Left Behind
To educate kids waaaaiill
But witcha stupid mind
In school you had da faaaill

Yeah you say I'm dumb
Ya'll be hataz
Then ya want in my club
Nigga, we'll see you lataz
George Dubbya Bush
Fuck her up the tush
You a disgrace, you an error,
I'll declare war on all yo terror!

[Boyager]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs[/youtube]

[Boyager]

lol wtf

[Boyager]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY[/youtube]

[Boyager]

i'm the mayn

i did it

[Boyager]

i wanna fuck you

[Boyager]

They live somewhere in Michigan

[Boyager]

i'm the mayn

i did it

[Boyager]

They live somewhere in Michigan

I live in Michigan.

[Boyager]

I live in Michigan.

Oh, cool. So do I 

[Boyager]

Oh, cool. So do I 

Who are you?

[wawi]

Who are you?

Me

[NOA_Haunted]

Me

I am me.