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Hai people.  caterpie;

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PENUS.

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I got an 360 Elite  caterpie;

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I got an 360 Elite  caterpie;

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Palmero, Sicily- Roof jumping rats are common in these parts. But if you plan to travel here soon, bring an umbrella. The rats are getting too fat to jump, and land on the streets below.

Scientists believe that a meat eating plant lives underground with no direct sunlight.

Monkeys fling feces at eachother when agitated.

Italy- A dolphin helped a drowning 14-year old boy. The dolphin pushed the boy to the nearest boat and swam away. Now the dolphin is known as Flippo.

Egypt- A man named Bahgat Mostafa Said died in his apartment with no cause. 18 cats (that were not his) came and surrounded his body. A week later, after a bad smell had disturbed neighbors, police investigated the apartment. They found the body and tried to move it, but the cats attacked. It took two hours to remove the cats and move the body.

Norfolk, England- On August 8, 2000 five inches of fish fell from the sky. The fish were indentified as Sprats, and their reason for falling is unknown. A similar event happened in Ethiopia.

Hook-tip moth caterpillars defend their territories by drumming out warning.

Ptarmigans help their chicks go out into the world by teaching them which plants are more nutritious.

Yawns are a way of communication. They don't signal that you are tired, but rather you want to do something different now.

Finches practice songs in their sleep.

Primates have learned to make juice from apples.

Crows and primates have figured out to use a sharp stick to catch insects in hard-to-reach places.

Killer Whales capture fish by slapping them.

Baboons and Chimps dig for clean water when the surface water is polluted. Chimps even use sticks for digging tools.

Chimps live in groups that each have their own culture.

Ravens can learn to open a box to get a treat, and then teach others to do the same.

A shrimps heart is in its head.

Cockroaches can find their way in a dark room by dragging one antenna against the wall.

Ants have the characteristic of farming other (larger) bugs. Ex: Grubs. Much like humans and cows.

Spiders eat other spiders.

A ducks quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

A cats urine glows when placed under a blacklight.

An ostrich's eye is larger than its brain.

Penguins can jump 6 feet high.

A cockroach can live for several weeks without its head. Amazingly, it only dies of starvation.

Cows produce more milk while listening to music.

Mosquitoes are attratced to people who have just eaten bananas.

A pig can grow to weigh a ton.

A scared rabbit can jump 15-20 feet in one bound.

Elephants can't jump.

Bats always leave a cave to the left.

A giraffe can lick its ears with its long tounge.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

A jellyfish is 95% water.

A male moth can smell a female from 7 miles away.

A sea-hare can lay 40,000 eggs in ONE MINUTE.

A blind chameleon can still change colors to match its environment.

The heart of a blue whale only beats nine times a minute.

A weddell seal can hold its breath for 7 hours.

A cow produces 200 times more gas than a human (per day).

A dragonfly's lifespan is ONE DAY.

The ocean sunfish can lay 5,000,000 eggs at one time.

Slugs have four noses.

Sharks can sense a drop of blood in 25 gallons of water.

Deer urine can turn blue when they become dehydrated in the winter.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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My DSL hasn't disconnected in more than a day

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I love root beer.  china;

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Hey! Did I tell Gustav to fork the umpire?! NO. Hunt the orange noodle, sir! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK.

[iWolf]

Hai people.  caterpie;

Hi

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I want to visit New York.  v;

[Samus Aran]

I AM A BANANA!

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Primates have learned to make juice from apples.

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I'm using Windows 2000. lol


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