PoTD: how do you feel when you shit?

[Snorkel]

I feel awful. Any thought that enters my head, however magnificent, turns into a putrid nightmare. Also, it's uncomfortable.

[Ezloﺕ]

when its a huge one it feels awesome

[Wrench]

I feel on top of the world.

[superclucky]

when its a huge one it feels awesome

it feels like someone stuck hot iron up my butt

[ME##]

During it? Depends if I'm constipated or not .

[Snorkel]

During it? Depends if I'm constipated or not .

Whichever is more frequent.

[The artist formally known]

when its a huge one it feels awesome

i knew you were gay

[Socks]

I feel shitty.

[ncba93ivyase]

I sit and play games and often forget what I'm doing, making it my second most relaxing time of the day.

Of course it's awesome.

[Snorkel]

I sit and play games and often forget what I'm doing, making it my second most relaxing time of the day.

Of course it's awesome.

Yeah, that's really weird.

Also, I chortle nonchalantly at the atheist/christian banana thing

[Pyrate]

If it comes out nice and clean, it feels pretty good. Big shits are awesome, too. But when I have diarrhea,  .

[Full Metal Ryder]

oh god

[Lovefoxxx]

surprisingly i'm usually at my most insightful and creative when i'm on the shitter 

lulz garfield is such a  fat slag

[CHAOS66]

I actually enjoy taking a dump. It feels like paradise... you know what I mean? You could be having a shitty day (pun intended) and you go over and just let all out. I mean really when you shit you just feel better. You pull down your pants, and sit on the cool toilet seat. Then you just sit there and it is so serene. The moaning, the sound of your shit hitting the toilet water.

What can top that?

[Nyerp]

When I can just go let out a loud I feel pretty good, but usually I can't think while shooting out a hard turd.