I think that I'm going to sue my mother

[strongbad]

Her cookies are too good and I can't stop myself from consuming titanic amounts of them. This will lead to me becoming fat and lonely.
Do you think I would make the news?

[YPrrrr]

Not unless you die while playing narootoo sand ninjas

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

probably good morning america

[guff]

i think you would make the ghost of jokes past cry

[Knig]

Sue for child abuse/neglect

[strongbad]

i think you would make the ghost of jokes past cry

sorry

[Pyrate]

You should sue her for giving birth to you.