Girlfriend/Boyfriend Story

[Sam]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MORE MORE MORE

Those were the only two interesting ones, unless you want me to throw in that super long online relationship I had. Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.

I've had a good share of stalker-like figures in my life recently, both on and offline. Wanna hear any of those stories?

[Houdini]

Those were the only two interesting ones, unless you want me to throw in that super long online relationship I had. Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.

I've had a good share of stalker-like figures in my life recently, both on and offline. Wanna hear any of those stories?

Yes, but first tell me about the super long online relationship.

[bluaki]

Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.

Not me... I don't have anything against online relationships.
Though I do have a problem with the way a few people take them.

[Sam]

Yes, but first tell me about the super long online relationship.

I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc.  We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.

Older NSiders probably remember him.

[Houdini]

I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc.  We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.

Older NSiders probably remember him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD

[Sam]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD

Okay, I'm done with story time. >.>

[Houdini]

Okay, I'm done with story time. >.>

No, I want to hear about the stalkers.

[Sam]

No, I want to hear about the stalkers.

There's this one kid wo I went to prom with last year (he was a senior and I was a sophomore), but I was really only going with him because he offered to pay my ticket, $80, and he seemed really desperate and I felt bad. Plus I figured at least the after party would be fun, as long as I didn't even accidentally do anything with him. (Because quite honestly, he had always creeped me out and I didn't even want to pose with him for prom pictures).

Anyway, he went off to college and we didn't talk for awhile and such. All was well. Then for valentines day, I got a package in the mail from him. It was a really nice, large box of chocolates and the note. I ate the chocolates that dat and I actually have the note right here, it says:
"Sam,
Hey. How have you been lately? College life here is well. I miss the fun times we've had. We should hang out sometime. I think you're . I'm sorry your Valentine's day wasn't . I hope this box of chocolates will make you feel better. *picture of zelda heart missing 25%*
P.S. I am using this extremely girly stationary because my Nintendo stationary ran out."

So apparently he thought he could get to me by using zelda. He seems to have overlooked the fact that it's the only thing we have in common.

All I said in response to that was "Thanks" via facebook. I blocked him on aim because he was annoying, but he was talking to my friend telling her how he really wanted to ask me out. I told her to tell him no, but she felt bad, so I had to tell him no myself.

He showed up at my house the next day. I told him I was about to go out, so he left. Two days later, he showed up again, I told my mom to tell him I was out.  He left.

Since then I saw him twice, and we ignored eachother. It was awkward.

...The end.

[superclucky]

I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc.  We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.

Older NSiders probably remember him.

Water2 and duh caaaaave.

[Houdini]

There's this one kid wo I went to prom with last year (he was a senior and I was a sophomore), but I was really only going with him because he offered to pay my ticket, $80, and he seemed really desperate and I felt bad. Plus I figured at least the after party would be fun, as long as I didn't even accidentally do anything with him. (Because quite honestly, he had always creeped me out and I didn't even want to pose with him for prom pictures).

Anyway, he went off to college and we didn't talk for awhile and such. All was well. Then for valentines day, I got a package in the mail from him. It was a really nice, large box of chocolates and the note. I ate the chocolates that dat and I actually have the note right here, it says:
"Sam,
Hey. How have you been lately? College life here is well. I miss the fun times we've had. We should hang out sometime. I think you're . I'm sorry your Valentine's day wasn't . I hope this box of chocolates will make you feel better. *picture of zelda heart missing 25%*
P.S. I am using this extremely girly stationary because my Nintendo stationary ran out."

So apparently he thought he could get to me by using zelda. He seems to have overlooked the fact that it's the only thing we have in common.

All I said in response to that was "Thanks" via facebook. I blocked him on aim because he was annoying, but he was talking to my friend telling her how he really wanted to ask me out. I told her to tell him no, but she felt bad, so I had to tell him no myself.

He showed up at my house the next day. I told him I was about to go out, so he left. Two days later, he showed up again, I told my mom to tell him I was out.  He left.

Since then I saw him twice, and we ignored eachother. It was awkward.

...The end.

Moral of the story: Proms are for arson and target practice.

[Sam]

Water2 and duh caaaaave.

I miss the cave.

[Socks]

Damn, Sam owned this thread.

[guff]

Damn, Sam owned this thread.

Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me. :'(

[Socks]

Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me.

Oh I know *Tear*.

[Sam]

Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me. :'(

Psh, I'm not pathetic.