ITT things you remember but think that they never existed

[Geno]

I remember this animated movie called "rock-a-doodle-doo" but nobody remembers it and I hardly remember it myself.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I think remember blurting out the wrong answer in Spanish class, and it was so wrong that I couldn't believe I said it.
But I'm not sure it ever happened. I barely remember it and it seems like it was a dream. But I think it happened. I have no idea.

[Daddy]

I remember watching some cartoon and there was some guy (I think it was a bee) that chilled in a hammock. I don't remember what it was called, what it was about(I just remember one scene with a hammock), or anything about the show.

I watched it before I started school so it was in 1994 or earlier.

[[hedy]Zidone]

I remember looking up in the sky when I was around 3 years old and I saw a plane.
Time seemed to stopped when I looked up.

Another thing I remember from 5-7:
I was with a friend ( ) and I looked up and I saw this huge plane that looked like it was 20 feet above us. Sounded like it, too.

It looked like what you might imagine the underside of this to be (flat and featureless):
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[C.Mongler]

i once was outside and i heard this huge bang and everything turned a bright white, like someone set off a flashbang right in front of my face. I couldn't see for like 2 minutes, but when i asked my mom if she heard it or felt anythnig, she was like no.

[ncba93ivyase]

I remember going to kindergarten with only a shirt and no pants, but I really highly doubt it happened. If my parents did let it truly happen, I'm ashamed. If not, I don't know where the hell the idea of going to school without pants came from. Also, I was wearing a purple shirt with the beast from Geno's icon on it.

I also remember Sim Earth and Earthbound being packed together in the same box, but apparently that wasn't true.

[The artist formally known]

My dreams until I realize that they were dreams

So many fucking stupid ass dreams.
One time I was driving in my car and my brother was following me in a different car. My car and his broke down. He had a problem with his engine and mine broke because the gas pedal was a binder? I have no idea but yeah.

I didn't believe it happened and I found out it was a dream so it was true



Also this post doesn't relate to this thread very well

[YPrrrr]

I've heard of Rock a Doodle Doo.

[Geno]

I've heard of Rock a Doodle Doo.

I've tried looking for it on Wikipedia or something but couldn't find it. 

[Pyrate]

Do you mean this?

[Geno]

Do you mean this?

OH GOD YES! THANK YOU

Oh yeah it was a cat he turned into.

[Socks]

I allegedly remember several hours after I was born, but I think someone told me what happened and I took those thoughts as mine, over time.

[me003]

I like taking credit for things I did not do.