ITT best nerd moments

[The artist formally known]

Some guy in the line for Brawl was talking about how long he reserved his copy of Brawl, I just replied, really loudly I suppose because half way though most of the line was looking at me, "Yeah I reserved Brawl when the Nintendo Wii was called the Revolution!" and not joking everyone who was looking at me laughed.

It was fucking awesome;

[Shucklestar]

I say "lol" and "omg" and shit like that out loud all the time. But then again, everyone does that.

[The artist formally known]

I say "lol" and "omg" and shit like that out loud all the time. But then again, everyone does that.

okay

[ncba93ivyase]

When I was talking about how Duke Nukem is the manliest kid to ever exist and this kid, thinking he's some sort of awesome gamer, is like "yeah I played duke nukem it's the one with that guy and some sort of huge gun called a BIG or something." I knew he meant to say BFG and the only thing he ever knew about 'classic' PC games he learned from the Doom movie, which he proclaimed to be the greatest action movie ever.

This same kid has only ever owned an Xbox 360 and tries to fit in and says "yeah I once owned a Super Nintendo and Mario" (when I was talking about how the Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever). I asked him which Mario game it was, and he says Mario Bros. Every person says that, but almost no kid today has ever played the arcade Mario Bros or Super Mario Bros. I went on about how Super Mario World is the prominent Super Nintendo Mario game, and Bros only appeared through Allstars. Also, he's admitted to only ever owning a 360 just a few months prior.

Also, this same kid says his computer doesn't run software but just a windows. His computer is made by Windows.

One time, when I was using command prompt to access the FTP server for here to save some school work, he's like, "Man, you're over there hacking." I was like, "um... no." He was like "Yeah.... I know (he was lying.)" Then he says some stupid stuff about how I could use my "hacking" to "go in windows" and hack files and other bullshit.

He claims to know more about computers than me.

He didn't do one part of his presentation that consisted on 99 points, leaving the max he could possibly get at a 201/300. He's right on the border of an F, and I told him if he didn't do it, he'd fail. He says , "No man, that's a C." I say, "Uhh... no; that's a 67." He's then like "You're lying, I know what I'm talking about." I whip out a calculator, punch it in, and get exactly 67. He was pissed.

[sans culottes]

I hate kids who lie about stupid shit.

In the SSBM it was always "X is in melee you hafta Y" and I'm like "Bullshit".

I hate nerdy kids. They seem to seek coolness via gaming.

[Knig]

In the SSBM it was always "X is in melee you hafta Y" and I'm like "Bullshit".

God I hate how people theorize about shit in a strategy game. They pull wierd-ass scenarios from nowhere and then expect you to believe it as proof.   

Best nerd moment I can recall is when one of my classmates was talking about his CubeGame. 

[Daddy]

None that I can think of.

Unless you count waiting in line all day for the Wii and making lots of cool friends and playing games with them.

[ME##]

When I was talking about how Duke Nukem is the manliest kid to ever exist and this kid, thinking he's some sort of awesome gamer, is like "yeah I played duke nukem it's the one with that guy and some sort of huge gun called a BIG or something." I knew he meant to say BFG and the only thing he ever knew about 'classic' PC games he learned from the Doom movie, which he proclaimed to be the greatest action movie ever.

This same kid has only ever owned an Xbox 360 and tries to fit in and says "yeah I once owned a Super Nintendo and Mario" (when I was talking about how the Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever). I asked him which Mario game it was, and he says Mario Bros. Every person says that, but almost no kid today has ever played the arcade Mario Bros or Super Mario Bros. I went on about how Super Mario World is the prominent Super Nintendo Mario game, and Bros only appeared through Allstars. Also, he's admitted to only ever owning a 360 just a few months prior.

Also, this same kid says his computer doesn't run software but just a windows. His computer is made by Windows.

One time, when I was using command prompt to access the FTP server for here to save some school work, he's like, "Man, you're over there hacking." I was like, "um... no." He was like "Yeah.... I know (he was lying.)" Then he says some stupid stuff about how I could use my "hacking" to "go in windows" and hack files and other bullshit.

He claims to know more about computers than me.

He didn't do one part of his presentation that consisted on 99 points, leaving the max he could possibly get at a 201/300. He's right on the border of an F, and I told him if he didn't do it, he'd fail. He says , "No man, that's a C." I say, "Uhh... no; that's a 67." He's then like "You're lying, I know what I'm talking about." I whip out a calculator, punch it in, and get exactly 67. He was pissed.

lmao.


I hate dipshits like that. Also, how anyone could watch Doom and like it is beyond me.

[Socks]

Being the only person in my History 020 class to raise my hand with the intention to answer when my Professor half jokingly said does anyone here care to tell us about that law? With most of the class chuckling in the background I raised my hand and got the shocked/annoyed/sarcastic/skeptical looks from most of the class.

But I thought, fuck it, I don't watch the History channel for nothing.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Someone once told me that they had 400 stars in Super Mario 64. This same kid also seriously asked if bioluminescent fish had to have their "light bulbs" changed if they ever "went out".

[Nyerp]

But I thought, fuck it, I don't watch the History channel for nothing.

YES ENJOY YOUR "AXMEN" PROGRAM AND OTHERS LIKE IT WHICH SURPRISINGLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HISTORY AT ALL

[Geno]

When I kicked everyones ass at SSBM while waiting in front of gamestop for Brawl.
And getting like every trivia question this guy dressed in a luigi asked 

[Snorkel]

Any one of a number of awesome Warhammer jokes that are exchanged every weekend across the table

[YPrrrr]

I won my school's geography bee in 5th grade

[Houdini]

I reserved Twilight Princess before they even told us its name. Ironically, I still haven't bought it.