Ever been in a situation like this?

[Commander Fuckass]

Last Friday because my parents forgot to tell me they we're taking my car to get a tune-up and new engine put in it. ;_;

I got a friend to take me home in her 07 Mustang though.  caterpie;

[sans culottes]

Back in high school I took a psychology class and for a project we had to compile a slideshow on the psychological effects of slaves in the early african slave trade. Me and my partner, sarah, snuck in an empty computor lab that nobody ever used after school. Without noticing, three hours had passed. we'd not been checked on or anything either and when the hallway lights were shut off, we decided to take our leave. On our way out, we passed the french teacher's office and as we passed by we heard some......incriminating noises coming from behind the door. Two weeks later he was fired for having sexual relations with a student.

no surprise

[superclucky]

My dad left me at school so I can pick up missing homework and he drove off and left me there.
The school smelled like lemons and I screamed at the hallways until some janitor came.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

We had a ramp that led down to the lunchroom. After hours we would tape pens to our feet and skate down...until a friend flipped over the rail and broke his wrist.