October 14, 2024, 02:24:31 AM

1,531,329 Posts in 46,732 Topics by 1,523 Members
› View the most recent posts on the forum.

BBBBLLLLLEEEAAAAARRRRGH

Started by just1more, February 25, 2008, 12:22:08 PM

previous topic - next topic

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down
Pages1 2 3
User actions

just1more

February 25, 2008, 12:22:08 PM
I was just eating some slices of bread and looked over to get another slice when I saw a shitload of flies buzzing around in the bag.

And of course my brother is taking a shit so I can't even spit shit up now.

Daddy

February 25, 2008, 12:22:48 PM #1
Spit it into the trash.

just1more

February 25, 2008, 12:24:37 PM #2
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 12:22:48 PM
Spit it into the trash.

Too late. I already swallowed.

Selkie

February 25, 2008, 12:27:35 PM #3
Since you have something against putting shit into a can made for putting shit in, you will now have flies living and festering inside your body for eternity.

just1more

February 25, 2008, 12:30:11 PM #4
I'm drinking milk to drown them.

Socks

February 25, 2008, 12:32:15 PM #5
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:30:11 PM
I'm drinking milk to drown them.


Your stomach acids pretty much killed them instantly. They're protein mush now...

NOA_Haunted

February 25, 2008, 12:35:46 PM #6
I haven't seen a fly since summer.

just1more

February 25, 2008, 12:42:42 PM #7
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:32:15 PM
Your stomach acids pretty much killed them instantly. They're protein mush now...

My stomach is moaning a lot now.

Or maybe those are the flies.

Daddy

February 25, 2008, 12:43:05 PM #8
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2008, 12:35:46 PM
I haven't seen a fly since summer.
Yeah, they all went to Jamaica.

Trini

February 25, 2008, 12:43:52 PM #9
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 12:43:05 PM
Yeah, they all went to Jamaica.

Or Florida.   gonk;

I saw some yesterday.
[CENTER][/center]

Socks

February 25, 2008, 12:44:27 PM #10
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:42:42 PM
My stomach is moaning a lot now.

Or maybe those are the flies.


Or maybe not.

just1more

February 25, 2008, 12:45:22 PM #11
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
Or maybe not.

Or maybe they're coming from inside the bedroom.

Socks

February 25, 2008, 12:46:22 PM #12
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:45:22 PM
Or maybe they're coming from inside the bedroom.


Or maybe from inside your head.

just1more

February 25, 2008, 01:11:10 PM #13
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:46:22 PM
Or maybe from inside your head.

Maybe both.

Kalahari Inkantation

February 25, 2008, 01:15:44 PM #14
Why didn't you go to the garbage? doodthing;
User actions
Print
Go Up
Pages1 2 3