REMINISCE ABOUT YOUR EARLY CHILDHOOD (3-7)

[Houdini]

But anyway, I had sex with my teacher on the first day of school when I was in first grade.

[Placebo Headwound]

But anyway, I had sex with my teacher on the first day of school when I was in first grade.

You are one motherfucker.

[Daddy]

Oh Lawlz, I read your posts too, I just didn't feel the need to let you know that I did since it was obvious since I posted in it, and I always read a thread before posting.

[Houdini]

You are one motherfucker.

I know, right? I also killed the principle with my own bare hands.

[ncba93ivyase]

Oh Lawlz, I read your posts too, I just didn't feel the need to let you know that I did since it was obvious since I posted in it, and I always read a thread before posting.

but damnit i want stories of awesome people like JOHNNYRINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2

[Placebo Headwound]

JOHNNYRINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2

At least you remembered the numbers.

[Samus Aran]

but damnit i want stories of awesome people like JOHNNYRINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2

He's even more boring than I am.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've read everyone's story too. Lawlz's are pretty interesting.

[YPrrrr]

I know, right? I also killed the principle with my own bare hands.

Whose principles did you kill?

[Pele]

All I can remember:

Soccer, Recess, Earthbound, and lots of random little kids.

And Lawlz: I read your memoirs as well.

[Selkie]

In kindergarten all the girls loved me. They would write notes to me and have other kids pass them across the room to me. And they would randomly hug and kiss me.

I don't know what happened with my relationship with girls since then olol

Also, kindergarten was great. I went to a private religious school, so there were only about 15  kids in my grade there. Every once in a while the teachers would bring out all those Fisher Price and playskool or whatever cars that were red and had a yellow top, you know. And we would have so much fun ramming into each other in the parking lot.