The Cat Thread

[Pyrate]

I want a really fat and lazy cat that has a cool personality.

That's like mine. He doesn't give a shit if you pick him up, he doesn't scratch or bite, and the only time he meows is when he's ready to be fed. |

[ncba93ivyase]

I want a really fat and lazy cat that has a cool personality. And yeah, I'm allergic to cats. I'm hoping I'll grow out of it like my uncle did.

MY KITTY SLEPT ALL DAY UNTIL HE WAS THIRSTY FOR SOME MILK AND RIGHT AFTER THAT HE'D WANT HIS HEAD SCRATCHED AND'D FALL ASLEEP AGAIN

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That's like mine. He doesn't give a shit if you pick him up, he doesn't scratch or bite, [glow=red,2,300]and the only time he meows is when he's ready to be fed[/glow]. |

i lol'd

[Claquesous]

MY KITTY SLEEP ALL DAY UNTIL HE WAS THIRSTY FOR SOME MILK AND RIGHT AFTER THAT HE'D WANT HIS HEAD SCRATCHED AND'D FALL ASLEEP AGAIN

Exactly the kind I want.

[Nyerp]

DOGS DOGS DOGS

cats are gay

my cat is old and senile and i don't like it

[ncba93ivyase]

DOGS DOGS DOGS

cats are gay

my cat is old and senile and i don't like it

Dogs are retarded animals.

[Nyerp]

Dogs are retarded animals.

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

[Wrench]

Dogs are retarded animals.

[ncba93ivyase]

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

um my cat was actually a stray that'd wait outside our house for days whenever we had gone on vacation of would come running any time i said his name

dogs are just dumb animals that react solely on instinct

And I couldn't bring my adorable little Aberdean when we moved to the new house, so it was just another Fry's dog... except he was an adorable and fat little cat. :'(

[don't let's]

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

My cat won't leave me alone. Every time I sit down she comes running up to me and jumps up on my lap, and goes to sleep or starts cleaning herself. If I put her off my lap she just jumps right back up. She always wants us to pick her up and hold her too. Or she wants us to play with her.

[Nyerp]

um my cat was actually a stray that'd wait outside our house for days whenever we had gone on vacation of would come running any time i said his name

dogs are just dumb animals that react solely on instinct

And I couldn't bring my adorable little Aberdean when we moved to the new house, so it was just another Fry's dog... except he was an adorable and fat little cat. :'(

cats are little pricks that sleep all day

my doggy rolls around and i rub his belly and i give him bones an i wub him

that cat waited for you because it wanted your food

[ME##]

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

My cats actually want to spend time with me.


Like right now one of my cats just hopped into my lap whilst I was typing this.

[Pyrate]

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

Animals are like people, meaning that they're not all the same. Both of my cats and my dog are very playful and energetic and enjoy people's company.

[Samus Aran]

no, they're loving, and unlike cats, they LIKE to spend time with you

You must know some stupid cats. My cat likes to come up to me and cuddle up against me all the time, no matter what I'm doing. It's not just dogs that like to spend time with people.

oh god so cute

[Nyerp]

but you know what i really like about dogs? their faces and eyes are a lot more expressive than cats'