STORY TIME

[JGE]

A man was given a dog, which he loved very much.
The dog went with him everywhere,
but the man could not teach it to do anything useful.
The dog would not fetch or point,
it would not race or protect or stand watch.
Instead the dog sat near him and regarded him,
always with the same inscrutable expression.
'That's not a dog, it's a wold,' said the man's wife.
'He alone is faithful to me,' said the man,
and his wife never discussed it with him again.
One say the man took his dog with him into his private airplane
and as they flew over high winter mountains,
the engines failed
and the airplane was torn to shreds among the trees.
The man lay bleeding,
his belly torn open by blades of sheared metal,
steam rising from his organs in the cold air,
but all he could think of was his faithful dog.
Was he alive? Was he hurt?
Imagine his relief when the dog came padding up
and regarded him with that same steady gaze.
After an hour the dog nosed the man's gaping abdomen,
then began pulling out intestines and spleen and liver
and gnawing on them
all the while studying the man's face
'Thank God,' said the man.
'At least one of us will not starve.'

[Wrench]

I fucking lol'd.  caterpie;

[ME##]

I lol'd.


But what's a wold? 

[Albel The Wicked]

What a beautiful story.

[YPrrrr]

I lol'd.


But what's a wold? 

typo form of a wolf

[Pyrate]

i didn't lol

[KonohaShinobi]

i didn't lol

Same, it was awful

[Selkie]

Awesome story

There is some beautiful theme somewhere in there, but it's enveloped in organ-munching savagery  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww thats grooos

That would completely suck, being eaten alive from the inside-out.

[Samus Aran]

Reminds me of the story of the couple that got struck by lightning while making love and had their genitals fused together by the sheer heat and the girl died instantly but the guy survived and upon seeing her dead and stuck to him he vomited all over her and passed out and then later woke up to find a bear sniffing around them and then noisily chewing on the dead girl's face because the smell the vomit gave off was appealing to the bear and the guy had to basically play dead laying on this girl as he watched the bear crush the girl's face

[YPrrrr]

Reminds me of the story of the couple that got struck by lightning while making love and had their genitals fused together by the sheer heat and the girl died instantly but the guy survived and upon seeing her dead and stuck to him he vomited all over her and passed out and then later woke up to find a bear sniffing around them and then noisily chewing on the dead girl's face because the smell the vomit gave off was appealing to the bear and the guy had to basically play dead laying on this girl as he watched the bear crush the girl's face

Did I tell you that one, or do you just read the Darwin Awards as well?

[Selkie]

Reminds me of the story of the couple that got struck by lightning while making love and had their genitals fused together by the sheer heat and the girl died instantly but the guy survived and upon seeing her dead and stuck to him he vomited all over her and passed out and then later woke up to find a bear sniffing around them and then noisily chewing on the dead girl's face because the smell the vomit gave off was appealing to the bear and the guy had to basically play dead laying on this girl as he watched the bear crush the girl's face

And to think one second before, he was making sweet love...........

[Squirtlejazz]

Reminds me of the story of the couple that got struck by lightning while making love and had their genitals fused together by the sheer heat and the girl died instantly but the guy survived and upon seeing her dead and stuck to him he vomited all over her and passed out and then later woke up to find a bear sniffing around them and then noisily chewing on the dead girl's face because the smell the vomit gave off was appealing to the bear and the guy had to basically play dead laying on this girl as he watched the bear crush the girl's face

Dude I read that in the Darwin awards as well! I lol'd at it.

[Garahe]

I fucking lol'd.  caterpie;

This story actually has somewhat of a purpose, you know.

I'm just not sure what it is edumacate;

[Samus Aran]

Did I tell you that one, or do you just read the Darwin Awards as well?

I used to, and that's where I read it as well. caterpie;