bitches and hoes

[Feynman]

You meet the perfect girl. You think she's attractive and she thinks you're attractive, and you believe that's all there is to it. You talk to her and your charm and wit does its magic, making you closer and closer to this woman. She's always making hints and being flirtatious moderately but you're still trying to tolerate her stupidity. As you get to know her better, you also notice how stupid and retarded she is. You notice that her cons weigh out her pros and that she herself is so unbearable that even her beauty becomes unbearable or you become indifferent to it. Later on, you even notice she's been with other boys behind your back.

At this point, she acts like you still "love" her, but you want out of this mess. And it is then, and only then, that you can give her a good ol' falcon-punch out of the stage.

[Classic]

Puppy Love. <3

[Knig]

you know it man, bros before hoes  

[Daddy]

Just rape her.

[Feynman]

I keep feeling like pulling the plug, but she always sucks me back into her quicksand.

[ncba93ivyase]

I keep feeling like pulling the plug, but she always sucks me back into her quicksand.

I almost fell for it, but I was like "lol nope. "

[Feynman]

I almost fell for it, but I was like "lol nope. "

I know a Cheyenne too.

[Daddy]

when i was a sophomore there was a girl and i should have made her be jmv's womin

[Title27GT]

You're 14.

[Feynman]

You're 14.

well wasn't that when you started your relationship with erin

[Title27GT]

well wasn't that when you started your relationship with erin

well yeah but it was purely making out and back then it was basically for the status but then we fell in love and we stayed together when I moved to CT for a year

[ncba93ivyase]

I know a Cheyenne too.

Brutally rape her while high on cocaine and heroin.

when i was a sophomore there was a girl and i should have made her be jmv's womin

When I was a freshman, some hillbilly senior bought me sodas and everything and had apparently stalked me for a while since she knew my name, address, etc. and I had not once seen her until she sat beside me at lunch one day. I skipped school the rest of that week because she scared the hell out of me.

Then last year, Erika wanted my harbl but I intentionally acted some some insane genius and eventually scared her away.

And this year, Cheyenne wanted me but admitted to being stupid so I was like "rofl no."

[Himu]

I have a chance with someone, but I'm too stubborn and stuck-up to take it.... edumacate;

[Geno]

I have a chance with someone, but I'm too stubborn and stuck-up to take it.... edumacate;

You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.

[ncba93ivyase]

You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.

shut up