Religious ICons fight!

[Infel]

Alright, I'm gonna be Thor, god of thunder.

I GOT MJOLNIR, BITCH!  BRING IT!

[Commander Fuckass]

i want to b Bahamut

[Infel]

i want to b Bahamut

GO AHEAD.

Thor beats Bahamut over the head with his penis, which he wrote scribbles on, doing 5049 Damage!

[FullmetalGanon]

im Ares

[Samus Aran]

in b4 flying spaghetti monster

also im Rha

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Hi I'm Jerry Falwell

I have sex with my mom in an outhouse, +10000 defense

[Houdini]

I'm Jesus.

I shit in an empty Pepsi can and throw it at a pedestrian.

[Samus Aran]

I'm Jesus.

I shit in an empty Pepsi can and throw it at a pedestrian.

the pedestrian was blind but now can see

you get 400 exp.

[Houdini]

I purchase a bottle of cheap liquor and immediately quaff it and become tipsy. I then expose myself to children in the park.

[Infel]

Where's the dungeon master? Houdini's pissing on the battlemap again.

[Daddy]

I'm Priapus.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I purchase a bottle of cheap liquor and immediately quaff it and become tipsy. I then expose myself to children in the park.

Falwell condemns your sinful lifestyle. -1,500 health.

[Infel]

Thor crushes Falwell's whiny ass. MJOLNIR's special ability negates any buffs, including sex in outhouses.

[Commander Fuckass]

megaflare lol ololololo

[Houdini]

Jesus pins Thor down and farts in his face.