Masturbating is terrible

[bluaki]

I lol'd.

Insist that your children wear boxing gloves to bed. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't on the other side of the wall touching their smelly little giblets in an impure fashion.

What a unique timing for the "lol" emote... magician;

[Himu]

What a unique timing for the "lol" emote... magician;

More like embarrassing. edumacate;

[Infel]

HAHAHAAHA.

Smelly little giblets. Jesus, where do they get these things?

[Title27GT]

5. BOY JUICES

[Himu]

And it is possible to masturbate without your hands.  So boxing gloves wouldnt be an effective way. magician;

[Infel]

And it is possible to masturbate without your hands.  So boxing gloves wouldnt be an effective way. magician;

Even with Boxing gloves, it's pretty damn easy.

[bluaki]

And it is possible to masturbate without your hands.  So boxing gloves wouldnt be an effective way. magician;

You were just saying that something you said earlier was embarrassing. Are you TRYING to embarrass yourself now with that?

[Himu]

You were just saying that something you said earlier was embarrassing. Are you TRYING to embarrass yourself now with that?

Um, no.  I dont see how stating the obvious is embarrassing.

[me003]

And it is possible to masturbate without your hands.  So boxing gloves wouldnt be an effective way. magician;

Hot tub is the way to go. 

[heltar]

I SPONTANEOUSLY EJACULATED

[Cakes]

This had to be some kind of joke. Masturbation is healthy.

[Selkie]

"EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating."

Anybody who would legitimately need to be told this is a moron

lol, could be an itch 

[Sam]

Clearly its not very serious.

But I'm dissappointed that they forgot to include "girl juices" for girlies.

[bluaki]

Clearly its not very serious.

But I'm dissappointed that they forgot to include "girl juices" for girlies.

Um...I though that less than half of us ever have "girl juices"
The page is mainly for boys anyways.

[Samus Aran]

Um...I though that less than half of us ever have "girl juices"
The page is mainly for boys anyways.

Um...bullshit. Natural lubrication of the VAGINA occurs in most women during complete arousal.

If you're thinking of female ejaculation, then yes, almost none of you will ever manage that.