WANT TO BE A MOD FOR A DAY?

[Infel]

I remember I was admin for like, 5 minutes once

STOP USING MY FUCKING RANK IMAGE, YOU'RE NOT WEEABOO ENOUGH!

[Cookie]

I was once sitting in a desert in a disdain
Embellishing what I could do with this newly gaind information
The Fervor of this more more was a newly paid sensation
I then walked to the nearest gambit and continued my new sensation
The gullible beaver said the newly norished pig
Heresy let me watch you devower that proclomation
The incessant of the incorrigible nation


That is amazing because I used all the words wrong.

I just noticed how very very shitty this was and how it dosent make any sense at all. pseudo;

[ncba93ivyase]

JESUS CHRIST

I only hope we don't have an idiot on the team for the weekend. And considering 90% of mods/admins are the only ones on this forum who aren't retarded, the chances are slim.

if i do it can i be admin for the year

If the person does something stupid like delete every thread on the frontpage of this board, then they lose it.

AND I STILL NEED A GOOD RAP

[Ricky]

If the person does something stupid like delete every thread on the frontpage of this board, then they lose it.

AND I STILL NEED A GOOD RAP

what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board

DO YOUR OWN RAP

[ncba93ivyase]

what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board

DO YOUR OWN RAP

THEN THEY WILL BE DELETED

and no thx

[Daddy]

Your teacher needs to think or more original assignments.  You had us do this before.

[ncba93ivyase]

Your teacher needs to think or more original assignments.  You had us do this before.

SO ONLY ONE OR THE OTHER?

But she's pretty adorable, so it's okay.

[The artist formally known]

what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board

DO YOUR OWN RAP

mods aren't supposed to be able to delete recycle board lol

and i really wouldn't care lol

[YPrrrr]

RAP

Baby baby, why are your signs so cryptic?
You speak to me not with words but with motions rhythmic.
Should I talk to you and take the greatest gambit,
or keep watchin' you and not let myself risk it.
The incorrible guys around you only earn your disdain,
yet I'm at a point where there's nothing to lose, only to gain.
A guy like me with you might be seen as heresy,
but together from those barriers we can break free.
With your kind of beauty nothing can embellish you,
but with my loving fervor I promise to always be true.
I know you're not gullible, I'm not asking for a pity date,
but with this strange incessant passion, I know it must be fate

[hotlikesauce.]

Yo, Czech it..

I was looking foe da Cryptic Jewish Heir...
Grizzly Bear? Playa I dont care...

I'll slap him on the ground, and shave his hair..

Walking up the street, looking like a gambit...
I doesnt know if them bitchez can handle it..

And then do everyone elses disdain,
Someone started singing Chocolate Rain!

Strolling up and down, starting to embellish...
Bitch! Hell Naw! I dont want no relish!

Up in High Town, playa said "Heresy..."
I said "Fool! Hold up, i gots ta pee..."

I dont know what the hell is Fervor.
All i heard was "Bloody Murder!!!"

Down to mah last two words in a second...
They could never be incessant...

I heard that motha' say, incorigible...
I said back "Hey bitch, i ain't the least bit gullible..."




Thats my Rap...

I would like a Certificate for my mod-ship-for-a-day...

I cant use it today, tomorrow, saturday, or sunday...

Next Saturday?

(1UP)

[Houdini]

Whoa, deja vu.

[ncba93ivyase]

okay i suppose ypr's is bearable

WINNERS ARE LOZAL AND HIM

[Houdini]

[Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

[Chorus: Snoop (2X)]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat Nigga Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

(Chorus)

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit

[Wrench]

lol at all the censors

[Lozal]

okay i suppose ypr's is bearable

WINNERS ARE LOZAL AND HIM

Thanks Lawlz.