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I hate my homeroom master so much.

Started by Snorkel, December 06, 2007, 08:11:15 PM

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Snorkel

Homeroom "master" because "teacher" doesn't sound quite right for homeroom.

Everyday he just claps loudly and says YEAH FOOTBALL GREAT DAY TO BE A RED KNIGHT (school mascot) YEAH GO SPORTS. And he never gives us anything he's supposed to, and almost never reads important announcements, and 3/5 days of the week he plays the MN Vikings goal song on his classroom's speaker system as loud as he can. It's fucking annoying, and I want to just punch him in the asshole. Hell, I'd punch his dad's asshole.

The artist formally known

Do you have him all year? Semester is almost up.

Snorkel

Quote from: reefer on December 06, 2007, 08:15:29 PM
Do you have him all year? Semester is almost up.


Yes. Unfortunately homeroom's don't get mixed up with the rest of the schedule at semester.

Himu


The Speaker Of Words


bluaki

Quote from: XYZ on December 06, 2007, 08:32:04 PM
My school doesn't have homeroom. :(
Neither does mine. Well, we have homeroom on special occasions like the first week of school, during standardized testing, and on report card distribution.
Quote from: Bijou on December 06, 2007, 08:26:56 PM
My homeroom teacher plays WoW. :/
You don't mean that s/he plays it in the classroom... do you?

Himu

Quote from: bluaki on December 06, 2007, 08:37:17 PM
You don't mean that s/he plays it in the classroom... do you?
Exactly what I mean.  He does.

me003

Snorkel is a pooter punching professional.
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:32:08 PM
No offense to her but she kinda doesn't know crap about shit

Hensa

heres what you do:

right after he finishes doing all that annoying stuff, calmly and silently walk up to him, stare at him for a second... and then slap the shit out of him. and then quietly take a seat again...

im sorry, its the only way.  :<

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Valentrinne on December 06, 2007, 08:11:15 PM
Homeroom "master" because "teacher" doesn't sound quite right for homeroom.

Everyday he just claps loudly and says YEAH FOOTBALL GREAT DAY TO BE A RED KNIGHT (school mascot) YEAH GO SPORTS. And he never gives us anything he's supposed to, and almost never reads important announcements, and 3/5 days of the week he plays the MN Vikings goal song on his classroom's speaker system as loud as he can. It's fucking annoying, and [glow=red,2,300]I want to just punch him in the asshole[/glow]. Hell, I'd punch his dad's asshole.

I laughed pretty damn hard for a minute or so. caterpie;

Kalahari Inkantation

I'm still laughing at that "punch him in the asshole" comment. goonish

Samus Aran

I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Speedykaz on December 07, 2007, 09:53:12 PM
I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.

I'm gonna be laughing all night. chin;

Snorkel

Quote from: Speedykaz on December 07, 2007, 09:53:12 PM
I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.


No, there will be no anal penetration. Just a good punch directed at the general asshole region.

Samus Aran

Quote from: Valentrinne on December 07, 2007, 09:54:36 PM
No, there will be no anal penetration. Just a good punch directed at the general asshole region.


Still, I don't think that would send the kind of message you're aiming for.

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