I forgot to tell you guys

[Himu]

On Wednesday all the girls had to stay in the classroom to talk to our fatass girl teacher with a horrible New Jersey accent.  She found blood in the girl's bathroom.  So she said if we were having our periods and stuff we need to buy tampons.  For some reason I was trying not to laugh through the whole thing.

Have you guys ever had "special talks" in school?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Noo.....

[FullmetalGanon]

wtf, no.

[Houdini]

Your teacher must be retarded. Must functional human beings know what to do when their crotch starts bleeding by the time they reach high school.

[Himu]

Your teacher must be retarded. Must functional human beings know what to do when their crotch starts bleeding by the time they reach high school.

Apparently, the girl who got blood in the bathroom didnt.

[Houdini]

Apparently, the girl who got blood in the bathroom didnt.

Maybe she was special ed.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Our teacher told us a story about how she had a female student who stank...only during specific times of the month. I think you know why.
The teacher actually had to tell her why she stank and how to clean herself, etc. How embarrassing.

[CutLess]

Well, there was this one time when some kid's semen was found on the floor in one of the restrooms; instead of only talking to boys, all of the P.E. teachers took some time out of their classes to talk about masturbating in school...

The funny/weird thing is that everybody (including the P.E. teachers) thought it was the funniest thing they had ever heard.

[ncba93ivyase]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a teacher talked to us about how erections are perfectly normal and we should be proud to have them.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Some kid also took a crap of the floor of the school bathroom in the school connected to mine. What an animal. caterpie;

[Trini]

This one girl had hers and left a ring of blood in her lunch seat. And this one girl was taunted so viciously she had an emotional breakdown. But according to our gym teacher, it wasn't her.

[Feynman]

Yes, this one time the vice principal came into my homeroom in junior high school to tell us some idiot from my class was in a car accident and will be out for a few months. I tried very hard not to laugh. The kid was an idiot whom I've wished the death of many times, but god dammit he should've died.

And in 8th grade, our guidance counselor told us about how a student from the other class got himself burned by playing with gas. I didn't really like the kid, and while everyone else was crying and actually gave a shit--I didn't really give a shit and so I continued with my math work as if nothing happened. He was playing with god damn gas, and the counselor kept saying "...it's not like he did anything wrong..."... what a bitch.

[The artist formally known]

My mom always tells me the story of how some girl was on some stage doing a cheer by herself and she had her period as she was doing a cart wheel and everyone saw.

Just goes to show you, people are going to remember if you have a period in an embarrassing way so don't do it.

[bluaki]

Nah, I've never had any 'special talks' at school caterpie;

[Commander Fuckass]

my penis told me to stick it in her pooper.

Go walk into a volcano or something, you get more idiotic with every post you make.