Zayna called me at the worst possible time.

[Daddy]

I just got finished telling my mom that I don't have a girlfriend when Zayna called me.  caterpie;


I was like "wut shes not my girlfriend she lives in california"

and she asked how old she was and i was like "she's jack's age"

and she was like "wtf thats illegal. if you say something bad to her you would be a sex predator"

and i was like "wtf shez my friend nigga"

[FullmetalGanon]

lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all.  edumacate;

[ncba93ivyase]

I had my phone on today, and thankfully she doesn't call me. caterpie;

lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all.  edumacate;

My father always asks how my "girlfriend" is. I would always just say "I don't have one," but now I just go "ugh" because he's asked so many times and gets the same answer.

[bluaki]

My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about

though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>

[FullmetalGanon]

My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about

though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>

have you told them you arent interested in males?

[ncba93ivyase]

My family definately doesn't think that I have a girlfriend that I'm not telling about

though they do wonder why I haven't ever had a boyfriend >.>

My parents probably think I'm gayer than you by now. cook

[ME##]

God, that gave me a great laugh.


Ask Zanya if she'll be my girlfriend.

[ncba93ivyase]

God, that gave me a great laugh.


Ask Zanya if she'll be my girlfriend.

I've already claimed her virginity as mine, so don't bother. cook

[Daddy]

My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.

One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"

Luckily my parents haven't questioned my sexuality. 

[ncba93ivyase]

My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.

One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"

I'd rather admit to being gay than being a loser.

[bluaki]

have you told them you arent interested in males?

No.

My parents probably think I'm gayer than you by now. cook

My family doesn't really think at all that I'm homosexual (as far as I know)

[FullmetalGanon]

No. My family doesn't really think at all that I'm homosexual (as far as I know)

You planning to tell them soon?

[Samus Aran]

I've already claimed her virginity as mine, so don't bother. cook

Too bad you'll never get it. cook

[bluaki]

You planning to tell them soon?

Not really >.>

[ncba93ivyase]

Too bad you'll never get it. cook

I don't think I want it anymore and I hope she dies a slow, miserable death before she graduates high school. cook